Room 101

Davina McCall - shouting at a TV camera isn't "presenting"

Golf - middle aged peeps trawling around the greens in loud pullovers and trousers and then boring everyone to death by talking about it afterwards. Do a real sport !!

Celebrities - their autobiographies, appearing in most magazines, their weddings/babies/"careers", spouting their views on telly - GET RID OF THEM.
 
Now then, Cirrus,

there are a few human expressions that puzzle me!

'footie' is one of them!

Why should a group of apparently rational sentient beings attach so much importance to the relative positions of a piece of elastic material approximately 22 cm. in diameter, I find quite incomprehensible.

Let's face it, what's so exciting about this?



As for your comments, Cirrus, about attaching the male of the species to a sink, I find that most disturbing!

Whilst, the temporary confinement with chains or otherwise, to sinks or other domestic furniture elsewhere, might provide an added incentive, it needs to be used with care!

Surely, your very considerable personal charms added to your sparkling wit and good humour should be more than adequate to overcome any male resistance; which should be feeble, in the first place!

However, your comments re: the occasional encouragement are most useful.

Applied with care and discretion, those should be quite helpful.

Regards.

Prashna
 
You are asking the wrong person here, Prashna. I have no idea at all.



But I do use these methods with care, I loosen his collar before he goes to bed most nights.


You would think so wouldn’t you?!
But alas no, tie ‘em up, I say! And if any disobedience is shown apply the Caesar Milan (dog whisperer) ‘tsst’ command and a heel nudge if necessary.


I don’t like to overdo this one, Prashna, I feel it would be cruel to offer a false sense of security.

Your guiding light is always welcomed. Give me a Vulcan anyday, how are your washing up skills then, Prashna, huh?

RxXx
 
Hi Cirrus,

There is only one point in your post that needs answering.

Not for my benefit, nor yours, but for the benefit of any males attached to any female human that might be reading this post.

That point is numbered 1, for precision in response.

1. My washing-up skills, like any other skill, are forever being refined further.

The current state I have reached is this:

(a) Arrange glassware, crockery and cutlery in order of size, most fragile first, largest second;

(b) Pre-wash, using clinically clean brush, with tap water, pre-heated to 60 deg. Celsius.

(c) Apply suitable liquid detergent, with suitable polyurethane foam material with abrasive surface on one end. Fairy Liquid and sponge from Lidl at 8p each http://www.which.co.uk/files/application/pdf/p66-67_dishcloths-445-107081.pdf are suitable examples.



(d) rinse with hand-hot water, approx 45 deg Celsius.

(e) Stand on clinically clean dish drainer to drain and dry

(f) when dry, store in desired location.

That should do it.

Regards.

Prashna
 
You're hired, Prashna!

I may need to train you in the 'tea-towel discipline' though. Don't do drip dry myself.

RxXx
 
Tea towels are fine, although 900 thread count Egyptian Cotton ones are increasingly difficult to find.

However, there are other and more pleasurable methods of drying crockery.

A little experimentation should yield the most appropriate one.

Regards.

Prashna
 
Too true. I really loathe the "Prince" or "Princess" on board stickers - they're gut churning in the extreme. I can just about live with "baby on board" stuff but Princess ??? Yuk.

I also hate drivers who, when turning right at a junction or right into another road, don't keep next to the central line - they just sit in the middle of the road with their indicator light on. This means that peeps who want to go straight ahead or turn left can't get past them. I was always taught this when i learned to drive - don't they do it any more ?
 
Would your Vulcan mind care to elaborate ??

Another pet hate :

Celery - food of the devil.
 
What's wrong with celery? it's not fattening or bad for you.


People who don't say thank you when you let them out at junctions/side roads.
 
Only to a limited extent in a public forum.

Of the three main methods of domestic drying:

transfer (e.g. tea towels)
warm air and
freeze drying (as in refrigerator)

the first one has secondary potential but requires considerable creativity.

The second one has direct potential, especially in Winter.

The third one has highly indirect potential, but also requires considerable creativity.
 
Blimey !

Treacle - I know celery is good for you and not fattening but it's absolutely repulsive and it's the only veg that I (and many otehrs I know) hate. Hence - food of the devil
 
A salad's not a salad without celery!!! it's a love it or hate it food isn't it? a bit like sprouts, i love them to!


Supermarkets selling insurance, i wish they would stick to food.

Ariel Balls whats the point?

People on benefits who drink,smoke and have at least two huge dogs to feed.

Delivery times, I'm still waiting for my new battery for my laptop, it's been three weeks now, c'mon get a move on.
 
I once convinced a boyfriend that I found a man washing up a huge turn on so he washed up all the time for me (did help that he was lovely too). Unfortunately he rumbled me but it was good while it lasted.

I'd like to put those people who pull out in front of you at a T junction with a screech of wheels (even though there is nothing behind you) only to trundle along and slow you down when they could have waited for you to go past and not be in your way in room 101!
 
Agree, but love all vegetables.... especially home grown ones!


To add another to Room 101, at work when there is a paper jam, or photocopier out of paper WHY do people just walk away? Very frustrating and inconsiderate......
 
Wand,

Any tips on getting a good looking man to cook for you, the washing up is grand but a meal on the table would be great!!!



Love & blessings,

Rachel
 
Rachel

I don't know what the secret is but I always seem to attract men who like cooking - it could be that I tell them I don't enjoy cooking or that I have a tendency to burn it (I can only cook things that can either be left alone for hours or need stirring constantly so I can't leave them or I get distracted and they burn). I don't mind prepping veggies & stuff it's just the actual putting it together where I lose interest. It could be that my kitchen always looks like an experiment for a cure is going on so perhaps they prefer to do the cooking ...

I'd actually like to put my kitchen in room 101 come to think of it!
 
One lane lets traffic through, the other lane has signs that it is going to be blocked off........

Room 101 contenders.........those that speed along in the lane that will be blocked , bypass the patient queue, to the end where the road narrows to one..........and demand to be let in.........very rude I think!!
 
Stale mate at roundabouts. When all cars arrive at the same time and everyone waits to give way. Just go!!!!!!!
 
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