You know you hobby too much when...

[bryn]

...When some of the hotel maids start heckling you because they know your responsible for those rooms with cum sprayed everywhere and they have to clean it up.

 

[Why So Serious?]

When you call and the booker knows your number, who you are and chooses your SP and time slot before you even say hello.

 

[WhiteStoner History Month]

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You know you are hobbying too much when :

As you get off the elevator and walk by housekeeping she hands you a fresh towel and a breath mint .

 

[christina62310]

:::: great lines specially the one with the S/O

 

[0sm0di0r]

On the floor on this one Smylee really friecken funny. ::::

 

[delhiris]

Well in your case the front desk has given you a code name of " Pounder " and calls up to alert housekeeping to make sure the towel and mint are ready when you step off the elevator :.

Rumour has it a couple of the maids have been heard to whisper " Fuck her good Pounder she's had a slow day " .

Is it true you get the occasional high five on your way out ?

 

[Saliva Man]

: This thread is hilarious. I have one too. The maid knocks on the door at the 50 minute mark of your session to hand you a fresh towel and a new bar of soap. Gives you a knowingly wink as she turns around and leaves.

 

[fuzzy!]

...When you have to rate the ladies on a scale of 1-1000 so that you have enough room to prioritize.

 

[Pompal 09.]

You know you have hobbying too much when ;

Your SP volunteers to pay her own way on that Caribbean holiday .

( It really is your money

 

[webjnke1]

When you walk into an incall and by the smell of the bed sheets you could name the previous client by his board handle.

 

[Hightower]

You know you have hobbying too much when

You call forward your office phone to your favourite SP's house .

 

[Farhadalishah]

The low five Smylee get your info correct next time.

 

[catinhat]

...When your regular SPs start buying you Birthday and Christmas presents.

...When your fav SP comes home with you to meet your mom. And your mom likes her better than the SO.

...When things get too comfortable and you pass in the hallway, the SP just says 'fuck you'. BTW thats known as hallway sex usually only obtained from the SO.

 

[mansaf]

...When Montreal is on the brink of elimination against the Flyers and all you can think about is going to console Sebelle (one of the biggest Habs fans we all know).

Who will be the first to help her with her loss?

 

[Pompal 09.]

You know you hobby too much when

1) The valet takes your car keys and says `` See you in 70 minutes``.

2) You don`t need valet parking because you have a reserved spot next to the Hotel Manager `` .

3) The concierge tells you to take your time as she just went up and not to worry

as he`ll tell the valet you might be 5 minutes late .

 

[La Don Akela]

You start seeing women from everyone elses TDL!

Your SO cuts your willy off!

When you know the guy in the other room by his real name!

When you're favourite SP says, "Your wife called, you need to pick up milk and bread."

When you're favourite SP says, "Your wife called, the Chinese food will ready at 5:30pm pick it up on your way home."

When your SO and SP hang out together.

When you say to Andy, I'd like to buy shares in Mirage

When you say to Vanessa, I should probably have my own key.

When you start hangin' your credentials on the wall of your favourite incall.

When you finish and you take the sheets off the bed and do the laundry.

When you're not concerned about taking a dump when she's there.

When manscaping becomes part of your daily routine.

When you show up at the Body Shop, and the salesgirl says HOF your order is ready, we'll help take it to your car.

When you go to LaSenza and the salesgirls say what sizes and colours do you need this week HOF!

When Andy and Vanessa give you a dressor drawer for your personal stuff

When Vanessa calls you because Sebelle has returned to TO and knows you want to see her first.

When Taylor calls you to let you know that Anna, Britney, Carmen, Julia, Kate and Sabrina are available for the Amazing Race PT 3!

When the SP says, I hope that I can live up to your expectations.

When you're searching for a bottle of your SPs favourite Hennessy and it's 300.00 and you buy it.

When you babysit, your favourite SPs children

When your SP goes decor shoppin' with you for your new pad b/c the SO booted your sorry ass out!

When your son brings home his new GF, and she's your SP.

When your daughter brings home her girlfriends and they say Hi HOF!

When you proposition your daughter's college friends.

When you go to parent/teacher night, and you have carnel knowledge of your child's teacher!

When you're alittle too excited about getting a prostate exam from your hot doctor.

When your SO asks, "Why are there cum stains in your boxers?"

When you enter class to give your lecture, and you know 6 of the young ladies already.

When you create a thread on another board that's called, "I LOVE YOU RUSSIAN MONIKA."

When you've got 10 reviews to complete, and no energy to do them!

When work calls your SP, cuz you're late!

When you do your estate planning with your SP and not SO.

When you tell your son, "Why make one miserable, when you can make happy."

When you mas****ate while lying beside your SO, calling out Noir's name!

When your SO asks, "Why are takin' French lessons."

When you accompany your SP to her appointment at the women's health clinic. Ouch!

When your SP knows all of your medical information in case of emergency!

When you list your SP as emergency contact.

When your mail is forwarded to your SPs address.

When the conceirge greets you with Hello Mr. HOF.

When the bartender at the SP wateringhole, brings you a Stella Artois and says Scarlett is running alittle behind schedule.

 

[Chaosx_vaio]

I'm guessing that HOF will be the guy to do the consolling, he's a Montreal fan too. They can both cry in each others arms, lol.

Go Flyers Go.

 

[joebloe]

I can just imagine the look on their face when you bought multiple sized items of lingerie. Why didn't you ask this girl for her size and offer to get one for her if she models it for you. Sounds like she is jealous and you never even hit on her. Give us a new report when you finally go out with her.

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

Who says I didn't?

 

[Yellowstonedogs]

You know you hobby too much when you call for an appointment and there is no need to tell you where the hotel room is and what suite number she is in.