Review Wives of Frank Series, Volume 3: Nana @ Barbie House

[Frank Underwood]

Hi wolves, I’ve been too busy to continue writing my ‘Wives of Frank @ BH69’ series of reviews. As I said many times due to the severe shortage of new Asian talent on the scene, I have seen every girl at Barbie House so many times, it feels like I am coming home to bang my wife. Amongst my Asian wives, Nana ranks solid in second place. Superior good looks and consistent good service but not as expressive as my number one. Now I understand that Nana has been reviewed before, but I would like to share my recent experience with Nana to provide up to date information. I hope it helps some of you.

Before I begin, I know some wolves have said that I should focus on finding new talent, and if you have seen Nana before then feel free to skip this review. To those wolves, if you prefer to read about the new talents I have found, then please read my review of Daisy @ Toronto Girlfriends in the white girl section of the forum. She is an Asian girl, new to the industry, Chinese, but working at a non-Asian agency. I posted the review in that section.

Now let’s talk about Nana, I saw her almost two weeks ago from today and although it had been more or less two months since we had last seen each other, she recognized me and jumped on me right away. I was wearing mask, hat, and dirty clothes coming from a client’s job site; when I saw myself in the mirror riding the elevator, I thought I looked like a gross homeless guy to be honest. I think my mom would have had a hard time to recognize me the way I was dressed, so I was shocked that Nana jumped on me and kissed me right from the start. She recognized me. She scolded me, as every good wife should, for not coming to see her before then told me “it’s been too long.” For me this is important because it makes me feel appreciated even if it’s just for the financial benefit I provide, if I am going to be a bank machine, I want to be an appreciated, taken care of bank machine.

I kinda pushed her off me because I told her “honey look how dirty and disgusting I am,” and she said “it’s ok, it’s you.” I laughed and proceeded to grab her hand and went into the washroom together to at least wash my hands and started to undress. Shower for two, where she actually shampooed my hair and used some of her facial cleanser to wash my face. I thought this was a nice gesture from her. While we are on the subject of faces, let me say that I find Nana’s face very attractive. She looks like she is in her late 20s to me, but that is probably because her skin is so well taken care of. Smooth, firm, bouncy, white, blemish free skin. Her face has a more traditionally beautiful oval shape, with a bit of a "fairy" pixie look to her because of her delicate small chin.

We went to the bedroom and she helped me dry off, and then I found myself staring at her beautiful body. I read recently someone said that Nana is “bony” but I dissent. I found her body slim, but still meaty enough where she has an ass, although not a big one. Tits are big and feel natural to me, because her breasts are so large, she does have a bit of a tits on a stick look to her. She asked me to lie down on the bed and we started making out, groping and licking each other. I have never found her to be a big fan of DATY, although she indulges me in this pleasure because I’ve told her that I love it. She has never pushed my head down on her crotch, pulled my hair, screamed, squirted or given me any indication that she is enjoying it more than me. She does get super wet, but she is not expressive during sex. She is very flexible physically and can put her ankles behind her ears. This is a terrific skill for sex because her pussy is already tight, and when she puts her legs behind her ears, it’s like her pussy “pops” and comes forward, making it even tighter. I have never experienced CIM from her because of this “ankles behind ears” is my finishing move of choice.

The reason why Nana is at number 2 on my wife list is because she is too expressionless not just for sex. After the sex is done, it becomes awkwardly silent in the room. Idle chit chat more suitable for an elevator ride between two strangers, not suitable for a bed shared by two people who just had amazing sex. I abstain from booking her for more than 30 minutes for that reason, the last time I saw her for an hour, I found myself playing games on my phone lying down next to her. That is definitely a wife experience I don’t wanna pay for! LOL

If you guys have any questions please ask here in the thread or send me a PM.

 

[Frank Underwood]

Update 10-30-2021:

Nana is still working at BH69 despite my initial review having been written almost a year ago today. During that time I have continued to endorse her with my patronage but she is no longer my number 2. The order in which I like the BH69 girls has changed now, so currently Nana is at number 3 in my list.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Hi wolves, I’ve been too busy to continue writing my ‘Wives of Frank @ BH69’ series of reviews. As I said many times due to the severe shortage of new Asian talent on the scene, I have seen every girl at Barbie House so many times, it feels like I am coming home to bang my wife. Amongst my Asian wives, Nana ranks solid in second place. Superior good looks and consistent good service but not as expressive as my number one. Now I understand that Nana has been reviewed before, but I would like to share my recent experience with Nana to provide up to date information. I hope it helps some of you.

Before I begin, I know some wolves have said that I should focus on finding new talent, and if you have seen Nana before then feel free to skip this review. To those wolves, if you prefer to read about the new talents I have found, then please read my review of Daisy @ Toronto Girlfriends in the white girl section of the forum. She is an Asian girl, new to the industry, Chinese, but working at a non-Asian agency. I posted the review in that section.

Now let’s talk about Nana, I saw her almost two weeks ago from today and although it had been more or less two months since we had last seen each other, she recognized me and jumped on me right away. I was wearing mask, hat, and dirty clothes coming from a client’s job site; when I saw myself in the mirror riding the elevator, I thought I looked like a gross homeless guy to be honest. I think my mom would have had a hard time to recognize me the way I was dressed, so I was shocked that Nana jumped on me and kissed me right from the start. She recognized me. She scolded me, as every good wife should, for not coming to see her before then told me “it’s been too long.” For me this is important because it makes me feel appreciated even if it’s just for the financial benefit I provide, if I am going to be a bank machine, I want to be an appreciated, taken care of bank machine.

I kinda pushed her off me because I told her “honey look how dirty and disgusting I am,” and she said “it’s ok, it’s you.” I laughed and proceeded to grab her hand and went into the washroom together to at least wash my hands and started to undress. Shower for two, where she actually shampooed my hair and used some of her facial cleanser to wash my face. I thought this was a nice gesture from her. While we are on the subject of faces, let me say that I find Nana’s face very attractive. She looks like she is in her late 20s to me, but that is probably because her skin is so well taken care of. Smooth, firm, bouncy, white, blemish free skin. Her face has a more traditionally beautiful oval shape, with a bit of a "fairy" pixie look to her because of her delicate small chin.

We went to the bedroom and she helped me dry off, and then I found myself staring at her beautiful body. I read recently someone said that Nana is “bony” but I dissent. I found her body slim, but still meaty enough where she has an ass, although not a big one. Tits are big and feel natural to me, because her breasts are so large, she does have a bit of a tits on a stick look to her. She asked me to lie down on the bed and we started making out, groping and licking each other. I have never found her to be a big fan of DATY, although she indulges me in this pleasure because I’ve told her that I love it. She has never pushed my head down on her crotch, pulled my hair, screamed, squirted or given me any indication that she is enjoying it more than me. She does get super wet, but she is not expressive during sex. She is very flexible physically and can put her ankles behind her ears. This is a terrific skill for sex because her pussy is already tight, and when she puts her legs behind her ears, it’s like her pussy “pops” and comes forward, making it even tighter. I have never experienced CIM from her because of this “ankles behind ears” is my finishing move of choice.

The reason why Nana is at number 2 on my wife list is because she is too expressionless not just for sex. After the sex is done, it becomes awkwardly silent in the room. Idle chit chat more suitable for an elevator ride between two strangers, not suitable for a bed shared by two people who just had amazing sex. I abstain from booking her for more than 30 minutes for that reason, the last time I saw her for an hour, I found myself playing games on my phone lying down next to her. That is definitely a wife experience I don’t wanna pay for! LOL

If you guys have any questions please ask here in the thread or send me a PM.

That's why sometimes an hour is a waste of money. Unless I'm with a girl who enjoys receiving DATY, that in itself is worth booking an hour for.

Thanks for the review. Do I have permission to fuck your wife? Lol.

 

[Frank Underwood]

That's why sometimes an hour is a waste of money. Unless I'm with a girl who enjoys receiving DATY, that in itself is worth booking an hour for.

Thanks for the review. Do I have permission to fuck your wife? Lol.

Of course brother, sharing is what we do.

I will take this opportunity to clarify that Nana or any of the BH69 girls whom I have seen numerous times are only my metaphorical wives, and not literally my wives. We know there is going to be illiterate simpletons like our boy Big Sleeze coming in here and misunderstanding the entire mood I am creating with my writing.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Of course brother, sharing is what we do.

I will take this opportunity to clarify that Nana or any of the BH69 girls whom I have seen numerous times are only my metaphorical wives, and not literally my wives. We know there is going to be illiterate simpletons like our boy Big Sleeze coming in here and misunderstanding the entire mood I am creating with my writing.

Yes, I know they're not your real wives. I was just kidding. We should all just put Sleezer on ignore. He's just an idiot.

 

[Qonnecting]

Update 10-30-2021:

Nana is still working at BH69 despite my initial review having been written almost a year ago today. During that time I have continued to endorse her with my patronage but she is no longer my number 2. The order in which I like the BH69 girls has changed now, so currently Nana is at number 3 in my list.

So who are #1 and #2 now?

 

[Frank Underwood]

So who are #1 and #2 now?

Currently I am not going to BH anymore because I have concerns about their operation being one of the possible targets that LE will hit next.

With that said, Paris was my number 1 and would still be if I was going to see anyone there. She is the youngest and prettiest. I like the fact that during COVID lockdown she gained a little weight because when she was too skinny her cheeks looked sunken in, and she had a farmer kind of look. Now she looks perfect to me, I like her look. Be weary, she does have a bit of "resting bitch face" and at first glance can appear dismissive or cold, but she is very friendly.

My number 2 would still be Nana. I just really like her body and the thing she does with her pussy when she puts her legs behind her head.

 

[AHK47]

Currently I am not going to BH anymore because I have concerns about their operation being one of the possible targets that LE will hit next.

Smart move, it's a little scary what's going on what with the recent bust. Btw how is the booking process with BH? I've never used them but would like to met with some of your "wives" over there when things blow over a bit, they sound enticing

 

[Frank Underwood]

Smart move, it's a little scary what's going on what with the recent bust. Btw how is the booking process with BH? I've never used them but would like to met with some of your "wives" over there when things blow over a bit, they sound enticing

I would stay away from BH and QQ spa for the time being. I consider both places high risk. Currently I am mostly going to Love & Secret, Syren, and good ol' Seductions Spa. Occasionally I will hit VIP Spa and affiliate spas because they have older ladies that I doubt are here illegibly trafficked or underage.

 

[Deleted member 64273]

I didn't have a problem with QQ the other day. From a management POV, it went smoothly. BH hasn't changed their roster much so when I had to choose between BH and QQ, I went QQ just to give them a try.

 

[Frank Underwood]

I didn't have a problem with QQ the other day. From a management POV, it went smoothly. BH hasn't changed their roster much so when I had to choose between BH and QQ, I went QQ just to give them a try.

If we are going to discuss management then I will shun Barbie House because their management has gone from cocky, to arrogant, and now it's just become a dictatorship. Historically, looking at places that are busted, jealousy and animosity from competitors has played a role. Zenful pleasures is an example, if they weren't hogging all the top girls for themselves then they would probably still be around.

I have no dealings with QQ management at all, I just go in, I pick a girl, I pay, and I leave. You won't catch me having tea with the owner at the back of the spa. Since QQ is a brothel with a very set service of CBJ and CFS only, I have never had any complaints because I always get what I am expecting to get.

In your review actually I think you are lucky that you even got the girl to ask for extra money, the girls at QQ have not even bothered to initiate any negotiation with me. If she is asking for more money that opens up the dialogue at least, but I have experienced the exact opposite. The worst of all was Jolin who basically did not even talk and played the corpse while I fucked her inanimate body and expressionless face. It wasn't my cup of tea to say the least.

 

[Deleted member 64273]

If you want the hobby to stay fun, it's best to just avoid connecting with management. I used to know spa owners and agencies owners and TBH, I wish I never did that. The hobby would still be fantastical for me if I'd just stayed away from that side of the business.

BTW, you say brothel like it's a bad thing. Hell, most if not all the spas out there are basically brothels. What's wrong with that? Girls gotta eat and guys gotta fuck.

 

[Frank Underwood]

If you want the hobby to stay fun, it's best to just avoid connecting with management. I used to know spa owners and agencies owners and TBH, I wish I never did that. The hobby would still be fantastical for me if I'd just stayed away from that side of the business.

BTW, you say brothel like it's a bad thing. Hell, most if not all the spas out there are basically brothels. What's wrong with that? Girls gotta eat and guys gotta fuck.

No my friend, I do not think a brothel is a bad thing at all. I love brothels, that's all I think about daily from the time I wake up till I go to sleep. In the mornings I look at the ads to see who can I fuck later that day, and at night I look at the ads to see who I would like to fuck in the future. When I use the word brothel I mean it literally, just the same as when I use the word hooker. I call things for what they are, and I don't pass any judgement when using these words.

In fact, I hate using the term "SP" to refer to girls, it doesn't really do it for me. That is why you don't see me using it much.

 

[Deleted member 64273]

The urge to fuck everything under the sun goes away with age. Eventually, it'll just be like a calm gentle wine that you enjoy every once in a while!

 

[Qonnecting]

Currently I am not going to BH anymore because I have concerns about their operation being one of the possible targets that LE will hit next.

With that said, Paris was my number 1 and would still be if I was going to see anyone there. She is the youngest and prettiest. I like the fact that during COVID lockdown she gained a little weight because when she was too skinny her cheeks looked sunken in, and she had a farmer kind of look. Now she looks perfect to me, I like her look. Be weary, she does have a bit of "resting bitch face" and at first glance can appear dismissive or cold, but she is very friendly.

My number 2 would still be Nana. I just really like her body and the thing she does with her pussy when she puts her legs behind her head.

Didn't you say this just a few weeks ago? Why the sudden change of heart that that Barbiehouse could be hit next?

"To make a long story short, now that Andy’s empire has fallen, it is my opinion that we won’t be seeing any more busts for at least a couple of years now. With all the excitement happening right in my neck of the woods, I decided to ease my fears by releasing some endorphins into my bloodstream the best way I know how. Off I go trying to find myself a fresh meal to sink my teeth into. I ended up settling on Kiss at Barbie House partly because I neglected to include her into my ‘wives of frank’ series."

 

[Frank Underwood]

Didn't you say this just a few weeks ago? Why the sudden change of heart that that Barbiehouse could be hit next?

"To make a long story short, now that Andy’s empire has fallen, it is my opinion that we won’t be seeing any more busts for at least a couple of years now. With all the excitement happening right in my neck of the woods, I decided to ease my fears by releasing some endorphins into my bloodstream the best way I know how. Off I go trying to find myself a fresh meal to sink my teeth into. I ended up settling on Kiss at Barbie House partly because I neglected to include her into my ‘wives of frank’ series."

That's a good question, at the time I wrote that post you quoted, I felt confident that there would be no further reprisal against the other shops. I have changed my mind about this because of the way that Barbie House operates and the similarities to the way Zenful pleasures operated before they got busted.

For starters, BH just like ZP is an operation where they bring the girls from Korea, but also serve as the "shop." Usually most shops like MW, would "buy" or compete to get girls from these "wholesalers," and of course there is times when the girls already come in with an expectation of which shops are busy based on what other friends who have been here must have shared back home. These wholesalers are known as "agents" and they take a cut of the agency's earnings.

BH and ZP are/were both agents, so what they would do is bring the best girls to Canada and not give any shop the chance to compete or bid for top talent, and automatically put the at their shops. That is one of the reasons, in my opinion, why ZP got busted. I can imagine how many competitors must have been pissed getting the B,C, D grade meat; never having a chance to get the top girls. Jealousy will inevitably lead to one of the shops to snitch on BH.

They are also not investing any time or effort into developing goodwill from clients. They are straight up cunts right now to deal with, the guy brags about how he has 1000 messages to reply and he can't waste time on inquiries. I can smell hubris, and based on these two facts I don't feel confident they will survive long in the market of bringing girls into the country to work as sex workers. They are too hot, and I don't want to play hot potato.