Shit MAs say...

[Tigerfff]

Well i was just interviewing a girl for an attendant job and she went on about her sweet husband for 10 minutes. I finally asked her if he knew she was planning to work and she said "no, thats why i can only do day shift".

 

[xtc27]

I never ever do this with anyone else don’t tell anyone’s ok ?? Wtf who am I gonna tell ,,, lol
Oh ya the entire internet you scamming whore lollllll

...i believe it... while in room & on table... part of the fantasy... once leaving spa... howd she get so good if she never did it b4?... yeah, right..but when i go back, get on table, i believe it again...

 

[Flatulent Fox]

"You look clean".

Thanks, but I don't think it's that easy to tell. Although hearing this usually means some fun stuff is about to happen.

 

[Hangdai]

...i believe it... while in room & on table... part of the fantasy... once leaving spa... howd she get so good if she never did it b4?... yeah, right..but when i go back, get on table, i believe it again...

Men, we are weak as fuck and want to believe it.

I don’t blame the ladies, even the ones who play the game so well they have you believing anything they tell you.

Just learn to go along with it, enjoy the game and DON’T spend more than you normally would, period!

I definitely don’t need to invest in another spa or condo and never see any return.
Much better to gamble it away at the casino.

Casinos have better odds, lol.

 

[cupcrazy]

"I am so happy to see you" more like I am so happy that you are giving me money to spend.

 

[SJRich1973]

Heck...I got the "MPA boyfriend complains/quarrels stories" today. It was annoying and excruciating to hear. It was the longest 1 hour of my life! I totally lost my appetite! I wish I could pull out my cell phone and start typing on this forum to air my grievances. Unfortunately I was butt naked. WTF!

 

[Hangdai]

Heck...I got the "MPA boyfriend complains/quarrels stories" today. It was annoying and excruciating to hear. It was the longest 1 hour of my life! I totally lost my appetite! I wish I could pull out my cell phone and start typing on this forum to air my grievances. Unfortunately I was butt naked. WTF!

As long as it leads to some spread legs, it’s not too much trouble to listen to a bit of drama once in a while.

 

[SJRich1973]

As long as it leads to some spread legs, it’s not too much trouble to listen to a bit of drama once in a while.

Thanks much for the thought...Listening and perseverance will eventually get points...Well I hope those points are redeem to better extras when I return next time.

 

[Hangdai]

Thanks much for the thought...Listening and perseverance will eventually get points...Well I hope those points are redeem to better extras when I return next time.

As long as they don’t cry, nothing kills wood more than the fuckin tears. Once you’ve been marked as an easy shoulder to cry on, it’s over.
Then they’ll start with the “there’s more than just sex between us “ bullshit. That’s what gay boyfriends are for.

 

[SJRich1973]

As long as they don’t cry, nothing kills wood more than the fuckin tears. Once you’ve been marked as an easy shoulder to cry on, it’s over.
Then they’ll start with the “there’s more than just sex between us “ bullshit. That’s what gay boyfriends are for.

Damn I am fuck! Last Fall this same MPA cried while telling about her father. She said her dad is always been kind. The dad according to her can easily give money for any investment opportunities she wants. But she said she declines all the time and would not take any monetary support. I had sex with this MPA several times in the past...That's it based on your assertion...I am now officially gay...Well there is nothing wrong with that (from Seinfeld)

 

[newtothis82]

Bottom line is these chicks will say anything to guys to get tips and repeat clients. They obviously fuck and suck 8-10 guys a day and by saying that they don’t do dfk or bbbj with every guy it’s an attempt to appeal to the guys need to feel special in the room. It’s all good, it’s all business .

 

[Markman2021]

You are the biggest I saw

 

[vanelric]

There are certain compliments that make my eyes roll, like if a girl tells me I have an "athletic" body (nah I'm just skinny) or that my dick is big (never been accused of this before going to spas!) then you've lost me. But I do really love it when a girl tells me I'm cute lol, sincerity be damned it feels nice.

 

[RealBadman]

These ones just make my eyes roll
"Oh you're so big!" - Bitch, I'm average sized and I'm fine with that. You're not even stroking my ego at all

"You look like you could easily get laid, why are you here?" - I'm here because I want some action and I'm fine paying for it, need I explain myself?

"Wow it's so refreshing to have a young guy for once" - If you're a young guy or look young then you'll get this, and she probably says it to all the young guys who see her. But I'd imagine some of these girls do get relieved when they're not seeing some old hairy fat dude for a change

 

[Ursus]

If the sex worker is shit-talking other clients, you can say:

I charge $10 per minute to listen to sex-workers tell me stories about how bad other clients are. Would you like to begin a session with me?

That shuts them up real fast.

I fucking hate listening to a hooker talk about other clients during my session. At $4 per minute, these sex workers think we guys want to listen to stories about other guys instead of getting OUR DICKS serviced.

 

[Ursus]

I agree with the posters above to hate being called Babe or Baby.

I am in my 40s FFS. There is no reason to call me Baby.

They should ask us our names and then call us by our names. That's the best way to do it.

Angela uses the generic term 'Sexy' when she calls me. But since I look like a younger version of Montgomery Burns, the name just doesnt sit well with me.

 

[newtothis82]

These ones just make my eyes roll
"Oh you're so big!" - Bitch, I'm average sized and I'm fine with that. You're not even stroking my ego at all

"You look like you could easily get laid, why are you here?" - I'm here because I want some action and I'm fine paying for it, need I explain myself?

"Wow it's so refreshing to have a young guy for once" - If you're a young guy or look young then you'll get this, and she probably says it to all the young guys who see her. But I'd imagine some of these girls do get relieved when they're not seeing some old hairy fat dude for a change

Who honestly listens to anything they say, it’s all bs. Your there to get your dick sucked and fuck. On top of that they will say anything to get a tip. I turn it around and hush about them being the most amazing sex of my life blah blah....it’s just a big game lol

 

[snoopdoggie]

These ones just make my eyes roll
"Oh you're so big!" - Bitch, I'm average sized and I'm fine with that. You're not even stroking my ego at all

"You look like you could easily get laid, why are you here?" - I'm here because I want some action and I'm fine paying for it, need I explain myself?

"Wow it's so refreshing to have a young guy for once" - If you're a young guy or look young then you'll get this, and she probably says it to all the young guys who see her. But I'd imagine some of these girls do get relieved when they're not seeing some old hairy fat dude for a change

When she says " why are you here, you can get laid anywhere", just tell her, I came here to meet you. All my friends tell me you're the best.

 

[RealBadman]

When she says " why are you here, you can laid anywhere", just tell her, I came here to meet you. All my friends tell me you're the best.

Def gonna say that next time

 

[Whitesnake1987]

Love it when they say "Give you good virus honey, go fast right up your dickhole or mouth. Upto you baby!"