Review: Sakura Spa - No Luck....

[Zane]

Date: 12/9/2011
Provider: Becky
Phone: 281-496-0450
Email Address: -
URL / Website: http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/10-off-all-girls-20-26-agespcl-2999-sakura-spa-22/11106971
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: Highway 6 South of I10
Appointment Type: Spa
Activities: Perfunctory "table" shower, though it was done in a shower stall without attention to the bits and pieces, followed by a decent massage, but nothing else. I wouldn't recommend.
Session Length: 1 Hr.
Fee: $40
Hair Length and Color: Mid-length Black Hair
Age: Mid-20s
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Decent looking girl, reasonably cute face and from what I could tell, a nice body, but it was all for naught as there wasn't even the slightest opening to anything fun.
Recommendation: No

 

[Life Guru]

Well that sucks balls. Actually no... It didn't. It left you with blue balls

 

[Monique]

Nothing worse than blue nuts....LMAO.... sorry man

 

[Guavas]

A non-LMT massage for a buck-40 is thievery.

 

[meandmyspam]

Sorry to hear about your bummer ride, pal, but this place has not been recommended since it opened recently.

I have no idea where you "heard good things" about this place, but it wasn't here.

. . . You might want to check in before you waste your hard-earned money next time you venture out, but thanks for updating us.

 

[Lucy C]

Maybe he read the reviews on the old Sakura.

I have a good massage there. No extras. None indicated, but I knew that going in and the massage was what I needed.

Not sure it was a buck 40 malekhacker. That's why I hate those fucking $ signs. We are all grownups and "everyone" that reads this board is not fooled by that shit. Use real numbers people.

 

[old doughboy]

thanks for the intel, saw this place yesterday as i was driving by.

 

[Maru Ramos]

+1 ... and yes I am the original dickhead..... LMFAO

 

[Pompal 09.]

So did you pay 40 or 140?

 

[Davelle]

I believe using the $ signs are just one extra little twist to keep the information close to the vest.

That is how the hobby works. Not everything is spelled out and you sometimes have to connect the dots.

However, for those who shrink to think, let me save you the trouble.

The fee is $39.99 for an hour according to their latest posted ad.

http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-sakura-spa-10-off-spcl-2999-22/11099566

 

[5monthsin]

Is that 139.99 or 39.99? My point exactly. You have used the $ for what it was intended. This shit doesn't fool anybody and is not consistent across the board or in other cities. Yes, I know what it means, but it needlessly confuses people and sometimes everyone.

 

[Homefries86]

It seems like you are only confusing yourself, pal.

You see the bill below?

Okay, the fee is four of these minus one penny.

 

[AMiR]

Pretty funny FG. I was being sarcastic. I'm not confused. This isn't my first ride around the block. My point is that it is just fucking stupid. Some people will write a review, and because they are not thinking about how it reads to other people, they put $60 + tip, or $60 or 60 or .60 or .6 or 2/3 (and not write anything about a tip), or $160 or 160, or a combination of all through out the review. The result is that some people start asking the question, "Hey, was that 60 or 160 or 260 or whatever? What was the tip?" Sorry, but the "$" is not fooling the people that you are keeping it "close to the vest" for. The poor newbie is reading the $$ and saying WTF is $? Maybe I should have some fun and post in baht, yuan, or euros.

 

[[//anti * twilight//]]

I know you're not stupid, AL and I'm just yanking your chain.

However, you're not going to change the way the hobby operates with your rants.

. . . Personally, I would be happy if the reviews were written a little better, but some guys do not even remember what happened the next day much less articulate it in their review!

 

[Nirvana Boy]

Maybe not, but if somebody starts calling out every dickskin that writes a shitty review where somebody can't remember how much he paid or how to write it, or put down any details, then maybe some of them will get better. Now, pardon me while I go spend some ฿,¥, ₫, ₩, ₭, and maybe some $...... LMMFAO!.....