Review Review of Lisa from Angel Day Spa

[mach07]

Hello all,

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I think it's finally time I make a contribution, though this review is unfortunately not a favourable one.

Not long ago, I went to Angel Day Spa on McCowan and made an appointment with Lisa for an hour. I had seen her profile on their website and the details looked good. 320 for 2 shots including CIM seemed fair.

So I get there and I'm greeted by the receptionist. I ask for a shower room and quickly hop in the shower so as not to waste time. As I'm showering up, Lisa walks in and is surprised to see I've started without her. She probably thought I wanted the shower as a service. In any case, I'm done in 5 min and on the bed, face down. In my opinion, this is when the clock starts.

Lisa's got a nice set of tits, very average ass, and her face left much to be desired.

Lisa gets to work, massaging me while chatting me up. Massage was nothing to write home about, just fine. Eventually, she turns me over after about 15min and she gives me an average covered bj, then we get to it mish style. I'm a simple guy. I don't ask for much. I finish up and she cleans me up and she gets to massaging me again as I slowly drift off (I was tired that day). Before long, I woke up and noticed that I still had about 15 min left on the clock and said I was ready for round 2. She looked at me incredulously and said my time was up. I said in no uncertain terms that there was no way I had been there for an hour. She must have started the clock as soon as I got in the room but even then, I would have been in there for 50min tops. After a brief back and forth, she relented and said she'd finish me off with a hj. I reluctantly agreed but said I wanted to CIM, which she quickly turned down, saying that she doesn't do CIM. I told her that's not what the website said and she said it didn't matter what the website says because she won't do it.

In the end, I forced a nut because fuck her, I'm getting my nut.

Rating: Body 6.5/10, face 2/10, service 2/10

I will obviously never repeat with Lisa, but more importantly, I am never going back to Angel Day Spa as they are not honest about their services.

 

[Barney Rubble]

Even if you got what you wanted, you WAY overpaid. $320 is robbery.

 

[24hrs]

Damn dude after a shitty experience like that did you at least go to Church's Chicken afterwards for some comfort food?

 

[mach07]

@Barney Rubble you're right. But the pics were so tempting. Live and learn I guess

@ReggieLCN no chicken. Just got a sad little beef Patty next door at tastee

 

[High420]

$320 are the first words from her mouth when you walk into the room ….. before a hello.. When I was done laughing she relented to a lesser amount. Would not repeat. Service was sub par.

 

[24hrs]

@Barney Rubble you're right. But the pics were so tempting. Live and learn I guess

@ReggieLCN no chicken. Just got a sad little beef Patty next door at tastee

A sad little beef patty lol... yeah Tastee is good too!

 

[HotStoneHarold]

Hello all,

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I think it's finally time I make a contribution, though this review is unfortunately not a favourable one.

Not long ago, I went to Angel Day Spa on McCowan and made an appointment with Lisa for an hour. I had seen her profile on their website and the details looked good. 320 for 2 shots including CIM seemed fair.

So I get there and I'm greeted by the receptionist. I ask for a shower room and quickly hop in the shower so as not to waste time. As I'm showering up, Lisa walks in and is surprised to see I've started without her. She probably thought I wanted the shower as a service. In any case, I'm done in 5 min and on the bed, face down. In my opinion, this is when the clock starts.

Lisa's got a nice set of tits, very average ass, and her face left much to be desired.

Lisa gets to work, massaging me while chatting me up. Massage was nothing to write home about, just fine. Eventually, she turns me over after about 15min and she gives me an average covered bj, then we get to it mish style. I'm a simple guy. I don't ask for much. I finish up and she cleans me up and she gets to massaging me again as I slowly drift off (I was tired that day). Before long, I woke up and noticed that I still had about 15 min left on the clock and said I was ready for round 2. She looked at me incredulously and said my time was up. I said in no uncertain terms that there was no way I had been there for an hour. She must have started the clock as soon as I got in the room but even then, I would have been in there for 50min tops. After a brief back and forth, she relented and said she'd finish me off with a hj. I reluctantly agreed but said I wanted to CIM, which she quickly turned down, saying that she doesn't do CIM. I told her that's not what the website said and she said it didn't matter what the website says because she won't do it.

In the end, I forced a nut because fuck her, I'm getting my nut.

Rating: Body 6.5/10, face 2/10, service 2/10

I will obviously never repeat with Lisa, but more importantly, I am never going back to Angel Day Spa as they are not honest about their services.

Dude thats major robbery. 320$!!! I would expect 1.5 hrs of the best massage ever then 30 mins of anything goes after that.
Also for anywhere near 200$ they shouldn't have a mediocre face or ass. If your going to accept mediocrity Theres plenty of places you can do the deed for 120-150$ save your $$ and find a nice lady in her 30s 40s that cares what you think about her.

 

[Step]

Did not have much luck with long sessions with unfamiliar MPA-s and in unknown place either.

Now I prefer shorter visits, if I liked it - longer session next time. More efficient money waste model

 

[Lalallala]

Did not have much luck with long sessions with unfamiliar MPA-s and in unknown place either.

Now I prefer shorter visits, if I liked it - longer session next time. More efficient money waste model

Yeah. I always ask for 30 mins for a first session.. and bring enough money to extend it if it’s good. Sometimes the woman is booked up after but that’s ok - we can meet up longer next time. But always just 30 mins for first session.

 

[VinnyBulbarino]

Yeah. I always ask for 30 mins for a first session.. and bring enough money to extend it if it’s good. Sometimes the woman is booked up after but that’s ok - we can meet up longer next time. But always just 30 mins for first session.

I do the same thing. Always start with 30mins and go from there. There have been times I’ve extended the sesh, and other times I’m happy to get the fuck outta dodge

 

[Lalallala]

I do the same thing. Always start with 30mins and go from there. There have been times I’ve extended the sesh, and other times I’m happy to get the fuck outta dodge

This did backfire on me once though! It wasn’t with a new (to me) MPA though. It was a girl I’ve seen a few times before.. a couple of one hour sessions. And those sessions were great. It was a couple of months passed since I had seen her and she was on schedule, I was at a party I didn’t particularly enjoy and was leaving early. So I called to book from 8:30-9pm - and the place closes at 9pm. Got there at 8:29pm rather than earlier… because Toronto traffic. Anyways, this particular MPA always assumes 30 min sessions is when the guy just wants a quick fuck and go. Some miscommunication because of language barriers. Anyways, it wasn’t a great 30 mins because I just can’t just fuck right away. This MPA’s attitude from a 30 min session vs a 45 or 60 min session is entirely different

If she’s on schedule again I’ve been meaning to drop by and have a longer session because it’s more fun. It feels less rushed and we chat and flirt a bit more.

 

[VinnyBulbarino]

This did backfire on me once though! It wasn’t with a new (to me) MPA though. It was a girl I’ve seen a few times before.. a couple of one hour sessions. And those sessions were great. It was a couple of months passed since I had seen her and she was on schedule, I was at a party I didn’t particularly enjoy and was leaving early. So I called to book from 8:30-9pm - and the place closes at 9pm. Got there at 8:29pm rather than earlier… because Toronto traffic. Anyways, this particular MPA always assumes 30 min sessions is when the guy just wants a quick fuck and go. Some miscommunication because of language barriers. Anyways, it wasn’t a great 30 mins because I just can’t just fuck right away. This MPA’s attitude from a 30 min session vs a 45 or 60 min session is entirely different

If she’s on schedule again I’ve been meaning to drop by and have a longer session because it’s more fun. It feels less rushed and we chat and flirt a bit more.

I’m with you on that. If I’m with an MPA/SP who I click with, 30mins isn’t enough, I hate feeling rushed. I’ve also noticed the attitude shift of the HH vs HR attitude. The longer the sesh the more inviting she is

 

[Lalallala]

I’m with you on that. If I’m with an MPA/SP who I click with, 30mins isn’t enough, I hate feeling rushed. I’ve also noticed the attitude shift of the HH vs HR attitude. The longer the sesh the more inviting she is

the 30 min session might be rushed, but a good MPA would make sure that you get what you came for, rather than just taking your money. That MPA i mentioned above was like that - 30 min? she wants to make sure i got off before anything else.

 

[Social-Misfit]

Or, maybe she'll spit on yer dick huh..
Fuckwit

 

[VinnyBulbarino]

the 30 min session might be rushed, but a good MPA would make sure that you get what you came for, rather than just taking your money. That MPA i mentioned above was like that - 30 min? she wants to make sure i got off before anything else.

That’s a good woman right there, lol