Review: Coco @Shangri La

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

Based on the fantastic reviews Ive read about Coco, I booked her for 1 hr. with high expectations. To summarize my overall experience , it was underwhelming and very disappointing. Had difficulty maintaining erection.

Coco is young and skinny. Facially average. I wasnt blown away by her physical looks but what she has going for her is that she is a bit more attractive than the average Asian MPA that you would typically find.

Showered, arrived and walked into the room and was asked if I wanted to shower. I looked into the shower room but I noticed that the towels on the ground by the door of the shower were not being replaced with new ones after each customer. Fearing the transmission of foot fungus, I declined . Onto the table she did the massage. She's lazy and doesnt know how to give a decent massage. We agreed on BS for $80 and began rubbing her body againt me me and then she did her patented dick between her legs move that so many of you rave about. The actual move is pathetic and there's nothing special about it. What she failed to understand is that she needed to tease me first to get me hard before doing that ridiculous move of hers. Shows her inexperience due to her youth imho.
After the massage, she had to the nerve to suggest I come and see her again which Tells me she actually thinks she's good at what she does (delusional). Regretted going and would have been better off going to Premier.

These awesome reviews about Coco are Obvious lies or Coco's fans have really low standards. Even Lucy, although Ive never booked her I did see her in the hallway and was perplexed as to why guys on here think she's so beautiful. Yes she's tall and slim, but nothing to write home about...she's just average. Renee is the only MPA at SL that can truly be considered to be both genuinely attractive and give a decent massage . The rest are a waste of time.

Ive tried a few semi legit/holistic places now and for the most part all have been disappointing. Please recommend someone that is attractive as Renee and gives a great RMT style massage with great edging/teasing with the options for higher mileage (if available). Thank you

 

[JimiNY]

Given the fact your handle is pornprince, I would be more worried about your face fungus.
Bogus review

 

[WizardofStyle]

Simply put, this review makes no sense.

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

And Lucy hasn’t worked there in months

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

Based on the fantastic reviews Ive read about Coco, I booked her for 1 hr. with high expectations. To summarize my overall experience , it was underwhelming and very disappointing. Had difficulty maintaining erection.

Coco is young and skinny. Facially average. I wasnt blown away by her physical looks but what she has going for her is that she is a bit more attractive than the average Asian MPA that you would typically find.

Showered, arrived and walked into the room and was asked if I wanted to shower. I looked into the shower room but I noticed that the towels on the ground by the door of the shower were not being replaced with new ones after each customer. Fearing the transmission of foot fungus, I declined . Onto the table she did the massage. She's lazy and doesnt know how to give a decent massage. We agreed on BS for $80 and began rubbing her body againt me me and then she did her patented dick between her legs move that so many of you rave about. The actual move is pathetic and there's nothing special about it. What she failed to understand is that she needed to tease me first to get me hard before doing that ridiculous move of hers. Shows her inexperience due to her youth imho.
After the massage, she had to the nerve to suggest I come and see her again which Tells me she actually thinks she's good at what she does (delusional). Regretted going and would have been better off going to Premier.

These awesome reviews about Coco are Obvious lies or Coco's fans have really low standards. Even Lucy, although Ive never booked her I did see her in the hallway and was perplexed as to why guys on here think she's so beautiful. Yes she's tall and slim, but nothing to write home about...she's just average. Renee is the only MPA at SL that can truly be considered to be both genuinely attractive and give a decent massage . The rest are a waste of time.

Ive tried a few semi legit/holistic places now and for the most part all have been disappointing. Please recommend someone that is attractive as Renee and gives a great RMT style massage with great edging/teasing with the options for higher mileage (if available). Thank you

Curios what spa you work for and who you recommend there?
When did you see Coco?

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

Given the fact your handle is pornprince, I would be more worried about your face fungus.
Bogus review

Sound like i struck a nerve, Coco Simp. You do realize that athletes foot occurs when using same towels as other people.

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

Simply put, this review makes no sense.

How so? It makes perfect sense to me. Maybe you're so in love with Coco you cant think straight

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

And Lucy hasn’t worked there in months

I saw Lucy months ago when she still worked at SL. I never said i saw her same night as Coco. Expand your mind

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

Curios what spa you work for and who you recommend there?
When did you see Coco?

I dont work for any spa. Just because i write a negative review about coco doesnt mean i work for a spa. Think.
Would i be endorsing Renee if I was a competitor? Duh

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

Bottom line: Coco is overrated and a waste of $. She is unskilled in satisfying a man and doesnt know how to give a massage. If you're going to SL, The boss lady is the only one you should be booking

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

I dont work for any spa. Just because i write a negative review about coco doesnt mean i work for a spa. Think.

When we’re you there?

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

Bottom line: Coco is overrated and a waste of $. She is unskilled in satisfying a man and doesnt know how to give a massage. If you're going to SL, The boss lady is the only one you should be booking

Then I’m missing out. She’s the only one I haven’t seen there

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

Then I’m missing out. She’s the only one I haven’t seen there

She's the prettiest, nicest body and a half decent massage.

 

[OG_funguy]

Unlike others, I have no problem with your review and can understand how some guys would be underwhelmed with the experience, especially after all the hype. Keep in mind, we all have different tastes and connect differently with the girls (so there may be differences between our experiences). I have seen both Coco and Renee and prefer Coco, but that's just me.

However, you are an experienced hobbyist...why create a new ID just to post this review? Why not just post under your original ID?

Based on the fantastic reviews Ive read about Coco, I booked her for 1 hr. with high expectations. To summarize my overall experience , it was underwhelming and very disappointing. Had difficulty maintaining erection.

Coco is young and skinny. Facially average. I wasnt blown away by her physical looks but what she has going for her is that she is a bit more attractive than the average Asian MPA that you would typically find.

Showered, arrived and walked into the room and was asked if I wanted to shower. I looked into the shower room but I noticed that the towels on the ground by the door of the shower were not being replaced with new ones after each customer. Fearing the transmission of foot fungus, I declined . Onto the table she did the massage. She's lazy and doesnt know how to give a decent massage. We agreed on BS for $80 and began rubbing her body againt me me and then she did her patented dick between her legs move that so many of you rave about. The actual move is pathetic and there's nothing special about it. What she failed to understand is that she needed to tease me first to get me hard before doing that ridiculous move of hers. Shows her inexperience due to her youth imho.
After the massage, she had to the nerve to suggest I come and see her again which Tells me she actually thinks she's good at what she does (delusional). Regretted going and would have been better off going to Premier.

These awesome reviews about Coco are Obvious lies or Coco's fans have really low standards. Even Lucy, although Ive never booked her I did see her in the hallway and was perplexed as to why guys on here think she's so beautiful. Yes she's tall and slim, but nothing to write home about...she's just average. Renee is the only MPA at SL that can truly be considered to be both genuinely attractive and give a decent massage . The rest are a waste of time.

Ive tried a few semi legit/holistic places now and for the most part all have been disappointing. Please recommend someone that is attractive as Renee and gives a great RMT style massage with great edging/teasing with the options for higher mileage (if available). Thank you

 

[huutrica1]

Based on the fantastic reviews Ive read about Coco, I booked her for 1 hr. with high expectations. To summarize my overall experience , it was underwhelming and very disappointing. Had difficulty maintaining erection.

Coco is young and skinny. Facially average. I wasnt blown away by her physical looks but what she has going for her is that she is a bit more attractive than the average Asian MPA that you would typically find.

Showered, arrived and walked into the room and was asked if I wanted to shower. I looked into the shower room but I noticed that the towels on the ground by the door of the shower were not being replaced with new ones after each customer. Fearing the transmission of foot fungus, I declined . Onto the table she did the massage. She's lazy and doesnt know how to give a decent massage. We agreed on BS for $80 and began rubbing her body againt me me and then she did her patented dick between her legs move that so many of you rave about. The actual move is pathetic and there's nothing special about it. What she failed to understand is that she needed to tease me first to get me hard before doing that ridiculous move of hers. Shows her inexperience due to her youth imho.
After the massage, she had to the nerve to suggest I come and see her again which Tells me she actually thinks she's good at what she does (delusional). Regretted going and would have been better off going to Premier.

These awesome reviews about Coco are Obvious lies or Coco's fans have really low standards. Even Lucy, although Ive never booked her I did see her in the hallway and was perplexed as to why guys on here think she's so beautiful. Yes she's tall and slim, but nothing to write home about...she's just average. Renee is the only MPA at SL that can truly be considered to be both genuinely attractive and give a decent massage . The rest are a waste of time.

Ive tried a few semi legit/holistic places now and for the most part all have been disappointing. Please recommend someone that is attractive as Renee and gives a great RMT style massage with great edging/teasing with the options for higher mileage (if available). Thank you

I agreed with you. Had a session with her and I thought she was not trying hard to satisfy customers. The massage was normal and the bs was not that great as some mentioned. Body wise, she just missed something to be sexy or attractive.

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

I agreed with you. Had a session with her and I thought she was not trying hard to satisfy customers. The massage was normal and the bs was not that great as some mentioned. Body wise, she just missed something to be sexy or attractive.

I saw her once probably on a busy day. It was ok but I’m in no hurry to repeat

 

[krayjee]

We all seem to forget Coco is a human being and there is no way she can please everyone. Have you guys ever though about what kind of customer she has to face every day? Just imagine doing a body slide with out of shape hairy smelly guys not necessarily the OP but he might have a better session if he has taken shower when Coco asked him to. The excuse of wet towel on the floor can be avoided easily by placing a new towel on the floor. Coco is a sweetheart always smiling and trying to please. No wonder she is the busiest one at SL.

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

Unlike others, I have no problem with your review and can understand how some guys would be underwhelmed with the experience, especially after all the hype. Keep in mind, we all have different tastes and connect differently with the girls (so there may be differences between our experiences). I have seen both Coco and Renee and prefer Coco, but that's just me.

However, you are an experienced hobbyist...why create a new ID just to post this review? Why not just post under your original ID?

Without knowing when he saw Coco, I am still skeptical of review. He said he saw Lucy in the hallway and was impressed, we all know Lucy isn’t there and hasn’t been there for some time.

 

[JimiNY]

I saw Lucy months ago when she still worked at SL. I never said i saw her same night as Coco. Expand your mind

Who did you see months ago?

 

[JimiNY]

Bottom line: Coco is overrated and a waste of $. She is unskilled in satisfying a man and doesnt know how to give a massage. If you're going to SL, The boss lady is the only one you should be booking

Have you seen the boss lady and where is your review of her?