REAL Reviews 2

[Donn]

SEMI-LEGIT
Understanding that beauty/experience is in the eye of the beholder, I find over 75% of the "positive" reviews here to be greatly exagerated with the bad reviews usually being the more accurate of the two. I don't know if it's a personal standards thing but within the semi-legit; basic massage and ending realm - which is the only criteria here - going for looks over traditional service and finish is ridiculous. I avoid what I find unattractive but even those who provide me service are not typically people I would look twice at in a regular setting. Standard rates and tips apply for HE service.


NATALIE (Don Mills & Sheppard)
This was a zombie walk through a tired routine that included tired massaging followed by a tired finish. There’s not much of anything here and the big boobs are only relative to the rest of her. Lifting them while she pounded away her finishing technique proved to be an aching, slippery task, and not in a good way. An uncomfortable goodbye and I was off to find a masseuse to work out my newly acquired kinks.

SUKO SPA
After years of avoiding I walked into a better than expected set up but was glad I had showered right before coming. Shared showers. Opted for the back walking Yumi and her barefoot technique made it one to remember; therapeutic with the proper level of relaxation and pressure. Soft feet. She was sure to leave the towel off throughout and after a more traditional oiled hand rub she finished with a long edging routine and feet in my face by request. It was one of the better sessions of the year until... 1. Her advertised D’s are an illusion and 2. I left what is ALWAYS an appropriate tip and she balked, suggesting a bump. I did not oblige. A stain on an otherwise solid session.

ROSE GARDEN SPA
Sleezy neon-lit joint in the Leslie St. & 7 plaza. Another spot I’d avoided for years but decided to cross off the list. Waited in the room for 10 minutes on an empty Wednesday and was about to depart when my attendant finally arrived. I didn’t bother with the name of the big-boobed Vietnamese attendant at that point and she didn’t seem interested in mine. NP. 5 minutes of massage followed by “the question” immediately lowered the tip. Although she got intrigued enough for the finish - placing her face beside her pumping and sniffing (yep) away - it was too mechanical for redemption. She didn’t flinch at the $30 tip and it felt like “no harm, no foul” more than anything.

E&M
Staying with the theme of “getting around to it” I finally dropped by E&M for a visit with Michelle. I was there early enough to walk in and book her easily so I was ushered to a shower-less room near the back. I again opted for back walking and the comparison to Yumi was not even close. Despite what I’d heard about Michelle I found her entire massage soft and uninspired. She was unreceptive to a couple of request to go harder and the back walking portion was draped and lasted 10 minutes whereas Yumi was undraped for 20 minutes. The finish was much the same though I will say her build up, while a bit stop and go and way too short, had good potential. Offering up her surprisingly great looking breasts showed consideration but still extremely disappointed in the legend.

 

[Pay2Play]

SEMI-LEGIT
Understanding that beauty/experience is in the eye of the beholder, I find over 75% of the "positive" reviews here to be greatly exagerated with the bad reviews usually being the more accurate of the two. I don't know if it's a personal standards thing but within the semi-legit; basic massage and ending realm - which is the only criteria here - going for looks over traditional service and finish is ridiculous. I avoid what I find unattractive but even those who provide me service are not typically people I would look twice at in a regular setting. Standard rates and tips apply for HE service.


NATALIE (Don Mills & Sheppard)
This was a zombie walk through a tired routine that included tired massaging followed by a tired finish. There’s not much of anything here and the big boobs are only relative to the rest of her. Lifting them while she pounded away her finishing technique proved to be an aching, slippery task, and not in a good way. An uncomfortable goodbye and I was off to find a masseuse to work out my newly acquired kinks.

SUKO SPA
After years of avoiding I walked into a better than expected set up but was glad I had showered right before coming. Shared showers. Opted for the back walking Yumi and her barefoot technique made it one to remember; therapeutic with the proper level of relaxation and pressure. Soft feet. She was sure to leave the towel off throughout and after a more traditional oiled hand rub she finished with a long edging routine and feet in my face by request. It was one of the better sessions of the year until... 1. Her advertised D’s are an illusion and 2. I left what is ALWAYS an appropriate tip and she balked, suggesting a bump. I did not oblige. A stain on an otherwise solid session.

ROSE GARDEN SPA
Sleezy neon-lit joint in the Leslie St. & 7 plaza. Another spot I’d avoided for years but decided to cross off the list. Waited in the room for 10 minutes on an empty Wednesday and was about to depart when my attendant finally arrived. I didn’t bother with the name of the big-boobed Vietnamese attendant at that point and she didn’t seem interested in mine. NP. 5 minutes of massage followed by “the question” immediately lowered the tip. Although she got intrigued enough for the finish - placing her face beside her pumping and sniffing (yep) away - it was too mechanical for redemption. She didn’t flinch at the $30 tip and it felt like “no harm, no foul” more than anything.

E&M
Staying with the theme of “getting around to it” I finally dropped by E&M for a visit with Michelle. I was there early enough to walk in and book her easily so I was ushered to a shower-less room near the back. I again opted for back walking and the comparison to Yumi was not even close. Despite what I’d heard about Michelle I found her entire massage soft and uninspired. She was unreceptive to a couple of request to go harder and the back walking portion was draped and lasted 10 minutes whereas Yumi was undraped for 20 minutes. The finish was much the same though I will say her build up, while a bit stop and go and way too short, had good potential. Offering up her surprisingly great looking breasts showed consideration but still extremely disappointed in the legend.

I thought Rose Garden was shut down.

 

[OG_funguy]

SEMI-LEGIT
E&M
Staying with the theme of “getting around to it” I finally dropped by E&M for a visit with Michelle. I was there early enough to walk in and book her easily so I was ushered to a shower-less room near the back. I again opted for back walking and the comparison to Yumi was not even close. Despite what I’d heard about Michelle I found her entire massage soft and uninspired. She was unreceptive to a couple of request to go harder and the back walking portion was draped and lasted 10 minutes whereas Yumi was undraped for 20 minutes. The finish was much the same though I will say her build up, while a bit stop and go and way too short, had good potential. Offering up her surprisingly great looking breasts showed consideration but still extremely disappointed in the legend.

I also finally recently tried Michelle for the first time. I'll post my review soon but in short, it was similar to yours except my massage was quite good, definitely on the upper end for semi-legits. I do love her breasts too but was surprised and disappointed that she was quite restrictive overall.

 

[Buzzkill]

Semi legit places are bullshit...your reviews nailed exactly what my experience has been.

 

[startmeup]

I find over 75% of the "positive" reviews here to be greatly exagerated .

Yeah...it called shilling. One has to sift thru the chaff. Look for the legit posters and ignore those who keep having a good time at specific spas

 

[OG_funguy]

Semi legit places are bullshit...your reviews nailed exactly what my experience has been.

Well, to be fair there are some good semi-legits and even at the same place, I've found that different girls will have vastly different mileage. Sometimes, it does boil down to whether you connect with a girl too. If yes, the skies the limit (i.e. bbbj, cim, bbfs, etc.). I'm sure many guys can attest to this.

 

[krayjee]

Well, to be fair there are some good semi-legits and even at the same place, I've found that different girls will have vastly different mileage. Sometimes, it does boil down to whether you connect with a girl too. If yes, the skies the limit (i.e. bbbj, cim, bbfs, etc.). I'm sure many guys can attest to this.

There are lots of good semi legit places and lots of hidden gems. Same as holistic spas, some are good some are bad. It's not about the spas, it's all about the girls and what exactly are you looking for. Going to semi legit and hoping to get holistic service will disappoint you for sure. Just like you said..The sky is the limit if you find the right girl in semi legit. Very rewarding and much more fun than banging a whore at holistic getting pounded by all kinds of guys every day.

 

[OG_funguy]

There are lots of good semi legit places and lots of hidden gems. Same as holistic spas, some are good some are bad. It's not about the spas, it's all about the girls and what exactly are you looking for. Going to semi legit and hoping to get holistic service will disappoint you for sure. Just like you said..The sky is the limit if you find the right girl in semi legit. Very rewarding and much more fun than banging a whore at holistic getting pounded by all kinds of guys every day.

Totally agree. If you find a girl doing fs at a semi-legit, yes she's probably doing it with a few others but for sure, she's not getting pounded every day by a bunch of different guys. The difference is there is no expectation for them to do fs so they can be extremely choosy and do it on their own terms.