Paris @ SRM: a dreadful experience!

[RipCity]

Booked Paris this AM based on the general buzz and having met her in the parking lot outside the old spa in the spring. It turned out badly. There were two issues.

First: appearance. Paris has packed on 15-20 lbs over the past few months. She no longer resembles her photo on the site or the old photos at the old spa. Her figure is now chunky. Her bum and thighs are mighty. And she has a noticeable belly. Her face is now not nearly as pretty as before.

Second: service. In a word, awful. I had pre booked the BS. I got less than a minute of BS, before Paris headed straight to the finish and worked relentlessly to get there. There was no flirting, not much teasing and she spent most of her time staring into space.

As soon as she had finished the "finish", she headed straight into the shower.She stayed there for 5 minutes. As soon as she came out, she said: "Wow! We've run over time!" I checked the clock. The session had been booked for 40 minutes to start at 11 AM. I got into the room at 11. Paris came in at 11:10. It was now 11:32.

Apparently, "Paris-minutes" are worth two of every body else's minutes, perhaps in the same sense that dog years are worth 7 people years.

Frankly, this session was over priced, useless garbage.

 

[daxica]

Yikes website states she is holding onto 130lbs. Not so much as to crush you, but enought to give pause to us spinner fans (sorry if you are a big booty man).

Perhaps a booty guy should review Paris and report bag on her bags of fun ... Sounds like he has to be NBA quick to keep up with her full court press ...

Lou

 

[indian_cowboy]

I'm pretty sure she'll fix all her issues soon and will be the best in all the pools again.
C

 

[Donkey_kong]

Sounds like someone came back because she had to, and not because she wanted to.

 

[ChivaChiva]

i agree 100%

 

[Val]

This is a situation that calls for a refund:

1. the website materially misrepresents her appearance;

2. the time paid for was substantially shortchanged.

 

[Pompal 09.]

The best I highly doubt it. Not as long as you're in the game

 

[Pompal 09.]

I have to agree in that she no longer looks as tone as her pics, she's a little plumpier then before.

 

[sexy man]

I find it hard to believe that a few extra pounds would detract from Paris' look that much.
IMHO her face is her best physical attribute and I can't see how that would have changed.
Her disposition has always been fantastic with me, and I also don't see how that would have changed.
My schedule hasn't been very accomodating lately for me to see Paris since her return, nor will it be for at least a few more weeks, but I will make every effort to see her soon after I get back from my upcomig travels.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I have seen Paris in the past 3 - 4 times.

When I was at the spa earlier this week I didn't recognize her because she put on so much weight.

I opted for Samantha instead and had a great time.

After the girl parade in the front, I asked the receptionist if that was the same Paris - she said yes. Unbelievable.

 

[Marisa]

Well she has the same mouth, cheeks, jawline, neck and nose........... except now they are thick and fat and no longer sweet, delicate and dainty.

Actually, I forgot to add one awful detail about my session.....

After the session, I asked the receptionist to introduce me to the rest of the girls on the shift. They trooped out 1 by 1. And second from last, Paris trooped out. We stared at each other for a couple of seconds and Paris didn't quite recognize me - despite having just given me a massage! I had to tell her I was the guy she had just seen before she remembered who I was!

 

[superman2990]

What a disappointment. I remember my only session with her. She was unbelievable! She jumped in the shower with me after we were done. She was truly a sweetheart!! I was wanting to book her again. Have to think twice now.

 

[Zallen]

The funny thing is that I remember reading many of her past reviews where guys were literally gaga, saying bs stuff like how great a person she is, cute, intelligent, blah blah....

I guess all those good qualities go away after 20 lbs? Bummer....or are guys just plain old shallow? Nah, can't be that!

Don't worry, all chicks get fat eventually.....you see pics of Mariah Carey, lately? One of my favorite bods right down the drain...wow!

 

[aguamoose]

So answer are you saying you previously booked Mariah Carey ...

Sounds like your Obsessed "saying that you're sexing her" ... couldn't resist that one.


Lou

 

[dan90]

Welcome to reality. The hotter the chick is the more we seem to actually care about their pets.

I saw Mariah Carey on Larry King and she is still rocking a hot bod.

 

[pickin5strings]

They showed these bikini pics of her on TMZ last week. Still not too bad (at 40), but I was just trying to make a point....


http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/05/mariah-memoirs-of-an-imperfect-angel/

 

[B@rking Bitsch]

this pretty much sums up 98% of MPA sessions for me.

 

[May Contain Nuts]

I read a big fuss about Paris quite some time ago and went to see what the big deal was. In terms of looks she was OK, but not nearly anything described on here. I thought she was just ok, not so pretty and in fact had a cold look to her face, nice rack and it ended there...not so bad service/above average...the first session I had with her I couldn't finish and had to go back just to show her that I'm able to finish lol. I can't imagine her now with 20 lbs as I probably wouldn't be able to get it up let alone release .

 

[xxlisa3andrewxx]

no shill here dude, i just like steeles the best. I just put a reply in for the classic spa, about monique, look it up? I would love to post all of my experiences but we cant get in to too much detail on here so i just dont bother.

 

[Mae B Jolly]

Is this the same lady you guys are talking about?
http://royalspa.ca/ladies/Paris/#
I dont see a booty anywhere...or are these new pics old pics?