My 2017 Whoring Expense And Thoughts

[IronHearted]

So in 2017, I visited whores 65 times, spent $13454.8 on pussy alone, but the total cost is actually $14512.54, this includes 7-11 speakout top-ups, parking fees, tips to my regular RMT massage lady, and $200+ repair money paid to Chinese pimp to fix his apartment door that I broke etc etc. This is a good thing because I actually reduced spending by $7000 compared to 2016, which was roughly $22000, in which I visited whores 100+ times. This year I'm planning to reduce expense even more, focus on quality rather than quantity.

In my opinion there are 3 types of whoring experiences:

1. Beautiful women who provide wonderful memories that I can relive when I'm old, which is what this hobby is about.

There are 30 visits out of 65 that belong to this category, 22 visits for escorts agencies, 8 visits for spas. Most of the escorts in this category charge a minimum of $300 an hour. I spent $7500+ in this category.

2. Average women who satisfy me when I am horny, but afterwards, I regret as money could be better spent elsewhere.

There are 23 visits out of 65 that belong to this category, 16 visits for escort agencies, 7 visit for spas. Most of the escorts in this category charge $150 for half hour. I spent $4200+ in this category.

3. Bad experiences, a waste of time and money, happens when whore reveals a shitty body, bad smell, or bad service/attitude.

There are 12 visits out of 65 that belong to this category, 1 visit for escort agencies, 11 visits for spas. I spent $1600+ in this category.

I will list why these spa sessions are fucking disasters:

1 Both mouth and pussy stink.
2 Fake hard boobs, old body, tattoo.
3 Putting her arms in front of my face to prevent me from sucking on her tits, ended up sucking hard on them long time anyway, but lost mood to fuck cos she kept wiggling.
4 Tried to wring my neck with her "massage", body hurt the day after.
5 Grossed out by her huge anal abscess
6 Seen her before, gained weight and not interested in giving any service.
7 Kept talking about other clients and how cheap they are.
8 On her period, body was sticky, had oil from previous session.
9 Acting pushy, kept telling me there's no time left.
10 Too old for my liking, and charged me tax using pos machine.
11 Too old for my liking, and tattoo, pee smell.
12 Taking me for granted on third visit, tried to ask for more tips for less service.

So these are things I need to do:

1. Reduce, or even eliminate(Asian) spa visits, since it's where most bad experience occur.

2. Do not frequent cheaper $150 whores, spent double the money and get a nice young whore.

3. Reduce spending to $10000, but try to spend it all on category 1.

 

[LostInnocence]

These are the types of posts that I enjoy from IH. I giggled my way through it.

 

[avg guy]

These are the types of posts that I enjoy from IH. I giggled my way through it.

I would agree that he is very entertaining. Almost want a "FUCK YOU" from him so that I can join the insulted club...
More interesting would be his top 10 MPA 's VS SP's

 

[koreanjames]

Brilliant post - that “naughty list” at the end and all the reasons why has me in tears !

So in 2017, I visited whores 65 times, spent $13454.8 on pussy alone, but the total cost is actually $14512.54, this includes 7-11 speakout top-ups, parking fees, tips to my regular RMT massage lady, and $200+ repair money paid to Chinese pimp to fix his apartment door that I broke etc etc. This is a good thing because I actually reduced spending by $7000 compared to 2016, which was roughly $22000, in which I visited whores 100+ times. This year I'm planning to reduce expense even more, focus on quality rather than quantity.

In my opinion there are 3 types of whoring experiences:

1. Beautiful women who provide wonderful memories that I can relive when I'm old, which is what this hobby is about.

There are 30 visits out of 65 that belong to this category, 22 visits for escorts agencies, 8 visits for spas. Most of the escorts in this category charge a minimum of $300 an hour. I spent $7500+ in this category.

2. Average women who satisfy me when I am horny, but afterwards, I regret as money could be better spent elsewhere.

There are 23 visits out of 65 that belong to this category, 16 visits for escort agencies, 7 visit for spas. Most of the escorts in this category charge $150 for half hour. I spent $4200+ in this category.

3. Bad experiences, a waste of time and money, happens when whore reveals a shitty body, bad smell, or bad service/attitude.

There are 12 visits out of 65 that belong to this category, 1 visit for escort agencies, 11 visits for spas. I spent $1600+ in this category.

I will list why these spa sessions are fucking disasters:

1 Both mouth and pussy stink.
2 Fake hard boobs, old body, tattoo.
3 Putting her arms in front of my face to prevent me from sucking on her tits, ended up sucking hard on them long time anyway, but lost mood to fuck cos she kept wiggling.
4 Tried to wring my neck with her "massage", body hurt the day after.
5 Grossed out by her huge anal abscess
6 Seen her before, gained weight and not interested in giving any service.
7 Kept talking about other clients and how cheap they are.
8 On her period, body was sticky, had oil from previous session.
9 Acting pushy, kept telling me there's no time left.
10 Too old for my liking, and charged me tax using pos machine.
11 Too old for my liking, and tattoo, pee smell.
12 Taking me for granted on third visit, tried to ask for more tips for less service.

So these are things I need to do:

1. Reduce, or even eliminate(Asian) spa visits, since it's where most bad experience occur.

2. Do not frequent cheaper $150 whores, spent double the money and get a nice young whore.

3. Reduce spending to $10000, but try to spend it all on category 1.

 

[slipslidealways]

Great post, thanks IH you made my day. I agree 100% with your assessment.

 

[Leo44]

Good post...you should create a post best sps and mps in 2017. If you say Daniella and Angela are your top 1 mp and sp then ....

 

[Leo44]

There is a "holistic" spa in Burlignton north of qew at the corner of walkers line and mainway in a small plaza. Go there IH and let me know what you find there...

 

[IronHearted]

There is a "holistic" spa in Burlignton north of qew at the corner of walkers line and mainway in a small plaza. Go there IH and let me know what you find there...

I've been there and wrote about it somewhere, didn't stay though. One woman mid 40's with heavy make-up. Then I asked to see the other one, and this "real deal" came out, not only the ugliest sex worker, but quite possibly the ugliest woman I've ever seen. Too scared to go again.

 

[snoopdoggie]

You forgot to include gasoline for your car, along with wear and tear and oil changes.

 

[Notorious71]

So in 2017, I visited whores 65 times, spent $13454.8 on pussy alone, but the total cost is actually $14512.54, this includes 7-11 speakout top-ups, parking fees, tips to my regular RMT massage lady, and $200+ repair money paid to Chinese pimp to fix his apartment door that I broke etc etc. This is a good thing because I actually reduced spending by $7000 compared to 2016, which was roughly $22000, in which I visited whores 100+ times. This year I'm planning to reduce expense even more, focus on quality rather than quantity.

Why do you feel the need to call the ladies Whores? Is it fair I call you a loser for having to pay for sex?

 

[snoopdoggie]

Why did you break down the Chinese pimp's apartment door? The girl wouldn't let you in?

 

[IronHearted]

You forgot to include gasoline for your car, along with wear and tear and oil changes.

You forgot to mention grocery money for food that I ate so I could have enough energy to fuck your mom all night long.

 

[IronHearted]

Why do you feel the need to call the ladies Whores? Is it fair I call you a loser for having to pay for sex?

Loosen up you uptight asshole?

You are a loser the moment you visit these forums, stop defending yourself.

 

[Notorious71]

Loosen up you uptight asshole?

You are a loser the moment you visit these forums, stop defending yourself.

Everything about you points to you being a little man. You try and make yourself look big, tough and important but you're not. Every time you open your mouth you show how weak you are, so keep talking shit and calling people names but it won't make your life better.

Try treating people with respect

 

[IronHearted]

Everything about you points to you being a little man. You try and make yourself look big, tough and important but you're not. Every time you open your mouth you show how weak you are, so keep talking shit and calling people names but it won't make your life better.

Try treating people with respect

Go preach somewhere else buddy.

If you want respect, go write some reviews.

 

[Barney_B]

I really don't want to know how much I spent on MPAs and SPs. It is a hobbying and like other hobbies, you don't do it to make money. It is a release for stress and something that you really enjoy. But a great breakdown.

@IronHearted, can you list the Spas that you typically enjoying visiting? I am new to spa-play and wish to ramp us as fast as possible.

 

[Leo44]

HR .... post your top sps and mps in 2017..

I saw 2 asian sps in 2017. A young asian (jessica) spinner but smoker at courtney park kenndey motel and a thai one (cherry) at dixie 401. Cherry is very attractive and has a wide open menu. Ymmv with her.

2017 was not a good year for mps. Spent big money trying to find decent mps in Missussaga. The good asian spas are in either in etobicoke area eg yukimi or queensway, lake shore, far from mississauga. The rest (i assumed you visit them all) is the same story (old asians) at lake oasis, evergreen, imperial, wyacoft, etc..

So i decided to try the new ones and went to 1401 plains road. Nothing to share. Old lady pretending to be 30. Left. Tried Morris spa
4 old unattractive asians and ended up in the holistic one i told you. I saw a 30ish asian with decent body there. It is a hit and miss in Burlington.

 

[snoopdoggie]

You forgot to mention grocery money for food that I ate so I could have enough energy to fuck your mom all night long.

You're exactly right. I forgot to mention the extra food you have to eat, because you tend to burn more calories when you hobby.
So basically you're saying you don't have any money put aside for your basic necessities or for your retirement. You poor soul.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Go preach somewhere else buddy.

If you want respect, go write some reviews.

Iron Hearted, you're not contributing at all to this forum. And in fact we're all starting to get sick and tired of your lousy, no good, loser, foul mouth.

 

[IronHearted]

You're exactly right. I forgot to mention the extra food you have to eat, because you tend to burn more calories when you hobby.
So basically you're saying you don't have any money put aside for your basic necessities or for your retirement. You poor soul.

What I'm saying is that that whore mother of yours s a slut who cannot keep her pussy shut.