Massage Parlor Reports

[Mackay]

Has this turned to the Grim reaper hour thread?

 

[LadyrootFiX]

Huh. This is hard to believe. I clearly don't get out enough anymore.

And it looks like I've missed a scintillating sociological debate the last couple weeks.

 

[Victoria]

Went by M-Street and noticed there are "SPA for Lease" signs in the window. I guess they are no longer in business.

Nice

 

[bella baby]

Asked for a lineup at Gold, got Susie and Bebe, both girls I've seen before. There was a third girl who was busy.

Yes, now even Gold has gone from five girls to three girls.

It truly is a downward spiral, and the US economy bombing isn't helping either.

 

[Hatikvah JPA]

I know I miss it. I guess when I'm in town this weekend I'll try 14K.

 

[jeffrey e]

Clark918!!

If you go to one of our favorite places in DC, take ONLY $160 in there with you and as soon as you see the girl of your dreams give her that $160 then hang on for the ride! Tell her your want everything. Tell her you are "well over 21".

If the manager sees you first, give her ONLY $60 and save the rest for the therapist.

NOW AFTER you RTFF you will know what to do and where to go.

Be sure to review back what you experience.

JJ

 

[darkchild]

This place keeps on begging me to come back, and once again I ventured into on a rainy night and saw Bobbi. Mamasan didn't answer, Bobbi did which I have never experienced at a DC AMP in the past. Ok, no big deal. Go in pay the fee and get shower (ok, not great) and back to room we start negotiating. Bobbi is very mechincal and while her english is one of the better ones out there, it just didn't do if for me. After 35 minutes (paid for an hour plus shower) and 1. 7 light in the pocket I was sent on my way. She was nice and we had a lot of banter, but the session wasnt too good. Bobbi is new this week and will be gone before I go back.

 

[Cheese is good.]

Like I said I am not a regular in DC. Perhaps the "rates" have gone up recently. Like LOOP VET says 5 jacksons for fs, 4 for bj, etc. Anyway, everyone have a safe holiday and still be safe.

 

[Prav]

Been lurking & doing my homework for a while now. Came to this forum about six months ago, returning to the hobby from a five-year leave-of-absence. Many thanks to all you hard-working mongerers for all the good reads & intel!

Today the green door called me. Mid-afternoon – they weren’t busy. Mamasan took me in & asked me to wait. A few minutes later Misha came in. Mid-twenties, natural looks. Very friendly – decent English. Nice TS – got everything clean, then back to the room for a great massage. It was really great, if you like that sort of thing - she was cracking bones I didn’t know I had! Once I was good & loose, she started CBJ, and then moved on to CG. After a while, she requested doggie, then mish. Hot towel clean-up, followed by a little more massagi.

I realize my choice of spa wasn’t too creative, so I’m glad I can provide the group with some intel on an as-yet not-reviewed-on girl. I hope my contribution helps out!

TS 8
Face 8
Body 8
Massage 9
Service 9
Attitude 9

JB

 

[Liv]

I'm sure you're right on the money with that Lax. This is not a market to try to bargain. Not to mention the marked increase in traffic everywhere with the holiday weekend and recent closures...

 

[Federico]

Tripped and fell, saw stars, Suzi was there when I awoke. She's awesome, a must-see. A little talkative though.

 

[SMARTi3 - H0W U DURRiN!!!]

Ok.

Here's an idea

Go back through the last 3-4 months and take some notes. You sound like a cop. Grab a pencil and a pad of paper whilke you're searching. Or get creative with ctrl see and ctrl v. I did it, I imagine MANY others on this board have. I'm not trying to be a dick but c'mon. It's all in front of you.

Cabbie!

 

[Cecil]

And you'd be wrong. She may be mixed, but she's definitely Asian.

 

[hareswar]

Neverland is a state of mind where you can be forever a child. Such a place has no physical address or location.

 

[Staci]

Yeah, that is very interesting that you mentioned that. About 7 years ago, a friend of a friend actually married a girl out of an AMP. I have never seen the girl but they say she is hot. I have actually met a cpl of them away from the AMP and they were hott, but I thought to myself, I aint Richard Gere and she aint Julia Roberts and this aint the movie "Pretty Woman" But anyway fellas went to Beltsville Spa today and man it was "hot" in that building (the temp, I guess the AC was turned down or something, mamasun must be trying to save on the elect bill). I see this nice lady, didn't really ask her name, but while I was getting my massage I heard the guy in the nest stall (yeah, you know they don't have doors just curtains and walls, but I heard him say "no not yet, it isn't fully hard yet", " more of this and then suk", And later on in my service I could hear him moaning like crazy, my dick got hard as a rock just listening to them or shall I say him as I waited for my lady to come back. But during the event, I kept hearing "harder, harder harder" (aaaaaahhh, oh yea thats good", to make a long story short, any one have any tips on Beltsville Therarpy", hit me up thru the back door mail with this one. Sounds like that guy had a helluva time.

 

[" ? "]

I agree with you 100%. I went last night, early, around 8. Nana walks in. Wow. Especially hot in the tight black dress. (I have been there a few times and always had Coco. They said she was on vacation.) Shower then sauna. Back to room. Asked for special attention to my back and shoulders, they were sore from weight lifting, and shereally hit the spot with her thumbs and elbows.

She was very sweet to me. GFE for sure. DFK and sweet compliments. I have no idea what "you are strong, like superman", means but it is nice when they butter you up!

BBBJ, lots of licking and ball sucking; very gentle. She slipped on cover then rode me for a while. Doggy then finish with missionary position. Her body was strong and sexy and she let me bang away. I enjoyed my visit with her and would certainly recommend her. Will repeat when funds are available.

I wanted to add this note. She has a birthmark on her left breast. She uses her hand creatively to keep it less noticeable. I felt like an idiot when I said, "What kind of tattoo is that?" She told me it was a birthmark. So, try not to say something stupid like I did!

 

[Moon Light]

Willing to hit Youngs or Rio if anybody has a positive review of something younger than 35 years of age.

Can backchannel and will RTFF with info.

 

[>:] The tangerine]

After spending too much time looking up places, addresses, and printing maps/ directions, I figured there had to be a better way. I finally got a handheld GPS to help, and thanks to you guys' consolidated lists it's no problem. Here is a .kml (Keyhole Markup Language) file that you can use with Google Earth, Google Maps, or use an editor (ie PoiEdit) to convert to your GPS/ Nav system format.

Perhaps this link will work also:
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?f=q&...=38.92149,-77.014503&spn=0.126876,0.2314&z=12

Thanks to all that have provided info and details and thanks Wayward and all other contributers for the AMP list! Since that list is pretty old, if modifications are needed, let me know and I'll make changes.

ps (change extenstion to .kml)

 

[Earl D]

O. K, you guys are taking this 'spewing' in this girls face thing, way too far. You guys are acting as though he spewed in YOUR faces. You think SB is the only one that has popped in an AMP girls face before on these boards? I've done it, whether it was accidental while getting russian, or I'd ask up front and tip for such services. I think you guys just don't like the fact that this poster was open with his practices and also the fact that some of you are emotional attached to these girls, and are actually DFK alot of them.

Getting semen on parts of their bodies, that they may not want it, comes with the job. It's like being a mechanic and complaining about getting oil and sludge on your face; like I said, with certain jobs certain things, come with the territory.

A few drops of semen on the face is no more dangerous than getting it all over a persons hands, which is exactly what happens during a HJ; it getting in the mouth however is a different story.

The poster doesn't owe any of us an apology; if anything he owes the girl one but I'm sure he did after he saw how upset she was.

It's over people; move on.

Mr. Snipes

 

[hamster]

I think she was trying to take advaneforum.xxxe of a "tourist". You have to stick to your guns with these girls. Let them know they can fuck around with the occassional player, but not the mpnet readers.