lorry driver

[nymdj128]

Picture a cold winter morning. A lorry driver driving through Essex. Stops at a red light, and a car pulls up behind him, the door opens and a blonde woman gets out, runs up to the door and knocks on his window. The lorry driver lowers the window and the woman says "Hi, my name's Heather, you're losing the load from your lorry."

The lorry driver grunts and winds the window back up and as the lights change he pulls away, only to get caught at the next set of lights, where the blonde again knocks at his window, gets him to lower it as if it never happened and says, "Hi, my name's Heather, you're losing the load from your lorry."

He again rolls his eyes and pulls away as the lights change.... Once more he gets caught by the lights and he sees her running up once more. She knocks on the window, he lowers it and again she comes out with, "Hi, my name's Heather, you're losing the load from your lorry."

He says something rude under his breath and roars away from the lights shaking his head. He swears like mad when he sees the next set of lights turning red and a woman's car tearing up behind him. Before she can get out he throws open his door, jumps down and legs it back to her car. She rolls her window down as he knocks and says, " Hi, my name's Dave, and I'm driving a gritter."
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[Spooky Dude]

ooh you are wicked aloeplus! Wimmin drivers, eh? <ducks>

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[Pompal 09.]

Dear All

As a blonde, young woman from essex i have had to deal with these kinds of jokesall my life and i certainly did not expect to find it on hp




Very funny..................a least it didn't involve sex or knickers which makes it a considerable improvement to many i've heard!

Actually you've just given me an idea.....maybe i can claim that i'mpart of a minority group in higher education when i apply for PhD funding

Sunbeamx

 

[Tree]

Sorry about that, I just found the joke funny, and wanted to share it, I will be careful in future, just in case I want to visit Essex in future




Glad you found it funny though



Worth a try I guess

Craig

 

[qulaaizl]

Hi

you'd be amazed at what you see in here. for example, there is a raging debate on [link=http://www.healthypages.net/forum/searchpro.asp?searchfor=active]football here[/link]

never ceases to amaze me!

blondes and essex girls ... no problem.

Mike! Mike! can you serve Guinness in here too?

xo

Jim

 

[midnyghtcloud]

T'is a good one!!!!
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xx