Jenna at Invisible Touch

[A Chap]

I know that Jenna is currently not at Invisible Touch, but I figured this review would still be of value just in case she comes back some day.

Earl Christansen over at the LCBO told me that this Jenna chick is not your typical MP chick,and boy was he right.

As soon as Jenna entered the room she greeted me as if I was her long lost boyfriend who had just returned home from a 6 month business trip. I could definitely tell by Jenna's tender touch and beautiful bedroom eyes that this chcik is as genuine as they come.

Seeing as how Jenna was so warm and friendly, I decided to bring out my ultimate fantasy sequence with her. I've often fantasized about being one of those black guys that gets to have sex with really hot white girls because of the way they dress and extremely large penises, so I asked Jenna if it would be cool if I painted myself black and had her pretend that I was a hot black guy with a big penis. Jenna, being the open and friendly person she is agreed to my idea.

The session was completely mind blowing and I really think Jenna was getting turned on by my newly black body.

Ratings sytem

Boobs : In the words of John Mayer " Your boobs are a wonderland".

Face : HOT, HOT, HOT. She looks like that blond haired girl that used to be on Baywatch.

Vagina : Mmmmmmmm. Smells like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Personality : She's so sweet. I can definitely see myself puking in her toilet while she watches Sex In The City.

Sense of Humor : This chick is as funny as a chick can be. I would love to go see Honey with her at the AMC.

Repeat : If this sweet cherub ever comes back I will no doubt see her again.

 

[Pompal 09.]

These reviews are invaluable.

Fangs, I think you're going to be my and many other serious hobbyists Earl Christansen when it comes to IT and HFH.

 

[kralwons]

at the same time fangs, all your review seem to be gushing about IT and HFH girls. while the only semi-negative review you've written was about Sophie. I'm having trouble making an informed choice from these reviews.

 

[ouragon]

Her body is hot but not the face unless your eyes are closed for the whole session....

 

[Vahbiz C]

Fangs,
you are quick to pound on other massageplanet.netites for their informative reviews - yet you offer nothing but bullsh*t crap! Grow up, and stop making racist remarks. If you think you are a comedian or a writer, you are nothing but a hoser.
Oh yeah, John Mayer sucks. It figures you would listen to his crap!
You are a liar, a filthy liar!

 

[Gerrymander]

Hey bro,

What's up with all the hostility?

All I'm trying to do is provide my massageplanet.net bro's with some imformative reviews.

Instead of insulting me, I want you to get out there and post some reviews that me and bro's can use when deciding who to see for our next hand job and bodyslide.

Oh yeah, don't hate John Mayer just because you're not as talented and hot as he is. The dude's a wonderland.

 

[ckngbbbls]

Does anyone know if the mental illness ward at Toronto General
Hospital just received computers?

 

[Aisha]

Now quit fucking around and eat some grapes!

 

[Pal]

Jenna also tasted good too.

Vinny

 

[phantomcat135]

People, give Mr fangs a break .He's just trying to create a new style,which might not be very informative but sure is a hell lot of fun.

 

[Boomer Rat]

fun can be fun

 

[~*Shadybaby*~]

Hey bro,

Good point about her taste.

Was it just me, or did she taste like a mixture of Domino's Pizza and Buddy's beer?

 

[oneclickwonder]

I get his humour, I hope he got mine! LOL

 

[Megily]

Fangs - I agree with you - Jenna's a sweet kid!

 

[twisted_christer]

I wish at least Jenna comes back to work.... IT has lost many good ones!!!

 

[Helpp]

Jenna has a cell phone - I suggest you use it.

 

[luchalibre99]

Now, there is a teasing message!

 

[Uncannyxman]

Bro, why must you tease us?

As if the beautiful Jenna would ever give her cell number to a massageplanet.net member.

 

[frizzy-head]

Jenna used to give out her cell number to regulars all the time...
That was when she was Tiffany at TLC and Hollywood spa. Her number was even published in AE magazine!!!! Long time ago though....

 

[redunicorn]

Hey bro,

I refuse to believe that Jenna gave her number out to guys that would go see her. She's definitely not the kind of woman who would do such a thing.

I suggest you stop spreading such far fetched rumors.