Holiday in Richmond - Yuki

[Inc.2wks ago]

Alright, I waited a while to finally post a review, as I thought why not sample around a bit first and that way at least have something to reference a review off of. So I've been to Prosper on Main twice, Happy Girl (I think that was it), and Royal Lavender [WOT but she was hot] (I think that's the name of the place on Homer St). Prosper with Yoyo had is the best experience I've had to date I must say though. So she's my gauge for all other SP's right now as far as total experience goes.

So I was in Richmond the other night, and I'd just finished having dinner and the urge hit...and I'm not one to go against my instincts, so I cruised around, and was wondering if I should try out Swan or Holiday as those seem to be the ones to go to in that neck of the woods. Well, knowing where Swan was, I thought Holiday would be safer, hell, I didn't want anyone's little sibling seeing me going into Swan!

Got to Holiday and asked Mamasan how many girls there were, she said three. I asked to see them first, but only two came out, one was busy. The first was Yuki and she was looking damn cute in a little pink dress. The next was a lot older, and looked like she should be shopping for groceries she was dressed so old and plainly...anyways, Yuki looked damn good and that's who I chose. Paid for the room, and then went took the token shower.

Yuki came in, damn is she ever cute! And apparently I must look like someone else out there that's seen her, as she thought I'd sampled her services in the past. She went on to give what I'd call a fairly decent massage, although there wasn't much teasing of the twig and berries, which woulda been nice. On to the flip and I say yes to the special, she asks me how much and she agrees to 6 greens. She whips off her dress and what a great little spinner body she's got. At this point, I'm hella excited.

She starts off by with some licking of junior, a bit of BLS, and she did a great thing that I love which is using her tounge to play with the stretch of skin btwn the sack and ass, man does that shit feel good. I even spread eagled so she could get in there. On comes the hat and we go CG, Mish, ACG & finished w/Mish. It was a good time, but not enough eye contact, and I didn't get any indication of LFK let alone DFK and she kept strategically moving her arms in the way when I went to suckle on them lovely nips of hers. I do find it funny when she said "oooh, you so strong" since I had some staying power...where the hell does that phrase come from, I've never had a gf come close to saying that phrase...if anyone knows what's up with this phrase, please clue me in.

During our chatting though I found out that she's from Shanghai (believable) and she said she's 25 (maybe, but I'd be more inclined to say she's closer to 28).

To summarize -

L:7 with my glasses on, 7.5 w/out them (and I'm asian, just an FYI for u other asian brothers out there )
S: 6.5 it was definitely not a bad experience, and I guess we didn't connect all that well...and the lack of eye contact does matter to me
A: 7 she's willing to do the work, which I like. hell, if I'm paying for this, I ain't gonna get all sweaty, treat me like a king dammit!

Overall, it was enjoyable enough. Repeat...not anytime soon, as there seem to be far too many other SP's that I'd love to sample first. I tell ya, it's great when the gf breaks up w/you, pooning just seems so damn justified all of a sudden.

 

[Uki]

Nice work, Ali G. Glad you had such a great time.

I am sure the phrase is just like any number of phrases that does not translate so directly from another language to English. I have travelled to nearly every country in Asia, but found that in China (which is relatively newly travelled by Westerners), those signs posted in English (usually tourist sights and transportation) are strangely worded maybe 95% of the time (usually to hilarious results), while strange translations is significantly less often the case in other Asian countries.

Here are some amusing examples I came across in China:

"Please don't take the odds and ends put into the nightstool." [Do not put trash in the toilet.]
"Question authority." [Information]
"Safety needing attention!" [Caution / Be careful.]
"Be careful not to be stolen." [Beware of pickpockets.]
"Do not stroke the works." [Do not touch the paintings.]
"Be care of depending fire!"
"Sweep away six injurious insect."
"Pay attention to civilisation."​

All in all good amusement but sometimes the true meaning can never be understood without help from a local who can translate.

Sexually in China, most of the phrases are also universal throughout Asia ("love you long time/short time", "special massage", etc.), but some of the descripters are less common elswhere - "Your banana is so big." Man, I love the Asian girls...

Happy Pooning.

 

[azninvasion]

gosh i nearly fell on the floor laughing after reading that one. being chinese i can see how the girl may have come up with it during the heat of the moment and trying to come up with a complimentary phrase.

yeah .. travelled asia a little bit. china has them all beat in tems of strange customs and protocols. but for those planning to travel there. beware of doing the wrong thing. they do NOT take kindly to people breaking the rules.

i went once with friends. we couldn't read chinese. and apparently you are not allowed to shoot video or take pictures at some train stations. we were caught and the officers asked us to stand facing the wall holding our ears. we obviously got nervous but said nothing. after about an hour of this they let us get on the next train. for the first time in my life i actually feared death.

but other than that the women were hot. not because the geography favored them. but just simply because there were so many to choose from. you couldn't miss.

k

 

[josh s]

The cops were probably laughing their asses off after they let you go...

 

[aquaninja]

OK to clue you bananas in, Chinese is a very literal language. There aren't many phrases such as "staying power". When you can do something physical for a very long time, you just say "ho lic" in Chinese which literally translates to "good strength". So, when your ASP says that you're "so strong", she's confusing this type of strength with your staying power (or she could be hinting that you're taking too long). So, power to you brothers!