"Erotic massage" ad in ffwd

[cracky]

"Discover the relaxing & re-energizing powers of erotic massage" and "Unlock the delights of the body's best kept secret pleasure centre" are both ads in ffwd newspaper in Calgary, with the same phone number 614-5526. No name. Not even clear if it's a man or woman doing the "unlocking."

Anyone know anything about this outfit? If so, would you share what you know?

 

[Bogey]

Cheryl?? I think I know her. She does prostate stuff if it is who I am thinking of. She is on 4th st sw near downtown. Very pricey. Lots'o nut rubbing and anal probing if you are in to that kind of thing. Nothing other than hj though for finish. Maybe wrong person.

Does FFWD have their classifieds online? I can never find them.

 

[Sunil]

Did you get a handjob to finish from Cheryl?

 

[i<3yahoo]

At least it's a she. How pricey? And how does she look?

 

[joebloe]

This is a review I did well over a year ago. I guess it didn't make it on this board. She has since moved to another location so disregard the address I gave. I think she has a picture on the website somewhere but I can't find it right now. Here is the review:

well,,, it went down this afternoon. it is located on the sw corner of 10th ave. & 12th st. sw on the 2nd floor. on the outside of the building there are signs about life purpose and fulfillment and stuff like that. so i walked up the stairs and she was waiting in the room. it is a very small room that just has enough space for a massage table and thats about it. i don't know how this will sound but the picture of her is flattering. i think it was about 5 years and 20 lbs ago. i had to fill out a form and everything was very official. she tells me to get naked and get on the table face down. she rubs some oil on my back and legs for about 5 minutes and then its straight between my legs. for the next 30 minutes its nothing but ass, balls, groin, and alittle shaft play. i have to say that it felt really good and i was getting really into it. she is continuely saying take deep breaths and feel your whole body relax. she then told me to turn over and its straight between my legs again. its alot of ass, balls, groin, and alittle stroking again. she is very careful to not bring me to an orgasm, she is very good at walking the fine line. this went on for another 30 minutes and just when i thought it was going to be the "happy ending", she wrapped the blanket around me and said she will leave the room so i can get dressed... i laid there for about 5 minutes contemplating finishing the job myself. it ended up costing me 150 bones and the worst case of blue balls in my life. i have to say that it was enjoyable but it just is not worth it because of the price and severe blue balls...

 

[guestofroom2002]

A friend of mine dropped by a few weeks ago to appease his curiosity and can confirm most of Spidy's post above (he didn't have the same service so clearly can't confirm that part).

Comments from him that stuck with me include: 1. she was a tall, big boned woman who had strong opinions and wasn't afraid to share them; 2. her looks didn't turn me on but she knew what it took to get me going and keep me there; 3. my curiosity is satisfied but I can't believe I paid $$ for that.

My friend hasn't been back.

Cat

 

[smiley123]

lol she jerks you off for 45 mins and won't make you cum but charges pussy price? Remind me to file that under file 13.

 

[Red Devils Lad]

yes she is very expensive no doubt....and all that is said above is true.....but the blue balls did not apply in my case.

 

[Adian]

Is this a loophole? If the guy is LE, he can't possibly testify cuz he could not see WHO was doing anything potentially illegal?
Of course, once you are 'proven regular' then you can lose the blindfold. (sorry - I am not saying that this happens with this girl)
BRILLIANT..!!

 

[Dannygirl]

Good post.

Don't forget what this board is about, pooning. Cheryl's service is about something quite a bit different. Erotic, yes, but it's a new age spiritual type thing by the sounds of it. Presumably that's her justification for the "high" service fee. It's simply not the same thing that we pooners are necessarily looking for.

 

[Susan C]

Well that is obvious, my boy... My comment was more that "ALL persons who engage in sexual gratification for pay" might be under scrutiny from our Gestapo-like CPS. But for every trap they use, there is a counter-measure. That's what I mean by a 'Loophole' - a way to skirt the laws and/or enforcement of.
If LE comes in looking to sting her, she requests he wear a blindfold. one of two things will happen:
a) he won't - then she just massages, or he leaves
b) he does - then if/when he testifies he will have to say "no I did not actually see her" Works against the 'liar cop' as well because if it is common practice to use a blindfold, his story would be weakened when he lies and says he didn't have one on.
or I guess c) she switches with a 350 pound, orally gifted woman (would you mind?)

Of course she could just think a blindfold is some new-age sensory deprivation thing.

Which brings me to a different topic: Have you ever made it in a pitch black room, start-to-finish? I mean no light at all? (helps if condoms are not required and you have some basic knowledge of your partner) I remember it being quite good. With the loss of one sense, the others are heightened. It is also easier to 'displace' the person with an imaginary, hotter one. (in both cases... haha) But it has to be absolutely dark, otherwise it does not work.

 

[Awsome girl 37]

Guys he came to see me yesterday and I don't think ANY officer of the law would have allowed themselves to do what we did Not unless they were gonna cuff me take me to the patty wagon and beat the bark off me when we were done lol

He was a good boy, complete gentleman, followed all the rules, never talked $$$ once and left it on the night stand like I ask.. I refered him here as we met off a different site (I refer all the good ones here, I like to share ). I told him about posting and joining in on discussions. He is a really good guy and give him a chance. Not only is he new to the board but he is new to pooning and probably a bit nervous, we all are the first few times right.

I think he was just trying to do as I suggested. That is not a bad review. Some guys are just looking for a good prostate massage & HJ (If you haven;t had one you might want to try it!!!). He delivered the facts about someone who provided him more than just a massage. Please give him a chance, he obviously is trying instead of lurking!!!

Happy Posting G

xoxo

Des

 

[webjunkiee]

LMAO SORRY hehehe I got all worried and thought everyone thoguht you were LE. I will be ok. But my twisted mentality makes me who I am hehehe. Anyway I am glad you joined. I try to refer good people here to the community so welcome aboard.

xo

Miss Desiree

 

[winifred]

Thanks for the info, I am sure it is not for everyone but may turn someone crank.

 

[Yam]

I am surprised that Lever isn't all over this one.



Stud

 

[silverpiratetears]

Two things...
1. The price for what she gives is a little out there. Especially seeing as some get a release and some don't. If I wanted to drop that kind of cash, I would go see Mia who I have always had a great time with.
2. I do get things up my ass from time to time, but it doesnt mean I get it all the time. SOmetimes, I need love too you know!

 

[Dherbs]

I agree. Mia is awesome for a non FS provider.

Stud.

 

[jelainazareno]

$$.54 for a non nude HJ and a bit of a prostate massage! Damn that is a really expensive HJ!

 

[Dorkie Yorkie :D]

I have been to see Cheryl a couple of times and she trys to make it more of a clinical place than a typical massage relaxation place. She definitely likes doing the prostate probe but it certainly is not a sexual environment especially with the blind fold on. She does have a nice way about her but she probably wouldn't turn me on even if she had no clothes on. I like them a lot smaller than that.

 

[Lawrence]

Wow. That's insane. But i guess she must be in demand since she keeps raising her rates for it.