DFK & DATY is dirty & nasty!!!

[william k]

So why can't I resist when its available??? Damn you testosterone. I plead with you. I beseech you. I make deals and bargains with you. I take you to MP's, you get to watch these hot women strip, and then massage & pamper you for up to 1 hour of QUALITY time. All I ask in return is to keep me and my family jewels safe and free of any potential STD's!!!

So why I ask you, when a girl gets in the '69' position am I unable to prevent my tounge from travelling??? Why must I suck the nipples knowing that some dirty fucker probably just came all over them? Probably??? HA! Make that 100% certainty!

May g-d have mercy on my soul!

Tor

 

[discount.queen]

Personally I think DFK is disgusting coming from an MPA. It's an intimate experience that is for GF's only, not MPA's who do the same routine 10 times a day. Just my opinion and I know a lot will disagree, especially since I'm okay with DATY

 

[BabeHeart]

Why exactly do you feel the need to post this ? I'm not really interested in your guilt - I have enough of my own and have never felt the need to share .

 

[proud walker]

Rocky... thats fucked dude! DFK is the better alternatice to DATY. DATY is just way too risky!

 

[thatlaurengirl]

No need to share?? Then why reply to the post and admit your own guilt. You sin. Ergo, you are a sinner! Only Rusty or the Sheik can absolve you of your obvious guilt now!

 

[AdvicePlease]

This Torisan is one strange cat. I would have figured a guy that calls himself "The Lt. General of Nastiness" enjoyed all of MP's forbidden fruit, such as : MPA's peeing in his mouth, pooing on his chest, licking VG's, french kissing,tossing salad,etc.

 

[Poop]

Rusty, I need your knowledge. Open your mind and share with me (pm if necessary) what exactly is "tossing the salad" in your lingo. Is it just a garden variety HJ, or is there moire going on here?

 

[Raging Female]

Tossing the salad involves licking your partners *******. If done in a loving manner it can be a beautiful expierience. Almost as beautiful as the first time I saw Arthur Fonzarelli hit the juke box and say "ehhhhhhhhhhhh".

 

[Melilya]

Ode to Torisan

He says he does not like DFK.
He is more than happy to swallow a load from Ray.
He thinks that daty is smelly.
He can stay home and jerk off with KY jelly.
Clueless as to what is tossing the salad.
Which is the main reason I decided to write this ballad.


WORD LIFE

P.S. I am not telling you anything you dont already know.

 

[I<3myHorse!]

Thank you for the lovely poetry. But, I cant be the only guy unaware of that slang. Tossing the salad, sounds like tossing off to me. I usually call that special act a Rim job which is much more descriptive.

 

[roro]

Alright cut the beat this is serious
You not knowing what tossing the salad is is making me delirious.
Lt. Torisan is the General of basic slang.
Me and the IT girls are drinking 40oz of tang.
Rim Job is what he likes to do.
With the late great Captain Lou.


P.S. Forget about getting down with the brown.

 

[Bartholemew McBitesalot]

I don't turn down either DFK or DATY but I think I get it less then most (DATY anyway) because I don't tend to push for it. basically for me to realize I can go down the lady would basically have to sit on my face, if I have to reach I'll assume I'm not supposed to and count is as a mileage thing.

 

[pelops_dl]

Homer Simpson says "Mmm, tossing the salad."

Zappy

 

[Amanda P]

Yo this is serious now, kill the beat, kill the beat

People think Im demented, thats what everybody tells me
Torisan turning down DFK????
Thats like Paul hiring Alana at IT

You's massageplanet.net guys chat all day about which MPA has a nice rack
That's a nice tatoo of the massageplanet.net logo across your crack

Peep my ability
Im like an 8th grade homework assignment
You just cant finish me

You want more?
You're just gonna have to wait till I get back from my session with Paige and her world famous Heineken Pour

WORD LIFE!!!!!!!

 

[bethwood082]

Rusty,

Thats my problem I cant turn it down... I wish i could, but I'm so weak.

As far as your heineken with Paige... Thats all good if thats what you want, but do you drink it? Or just bathe in it. I know someone who was into drinking from the faucet, AND thats really sick! Perhaps that explains why his marriage didn't work out!

Ouch!

 

[Bill P]

Oh Lord,......................next thing you know, We'll find ourselves writing Haiku !!!

Jazzman.

 

[Farsea D]

suddenly,,,,,I don't feel so good

 

[trigga1uk]

True...very true. But most don't realize or try not to think about this. Granted it's tough during the moment of passion, but you gotta be careful these days.