Dakota - Garden Of Eden in Kelowna

[dew1glass]

Stopped by the Garden of Eden as it was open 24 hours. Came in and noticed a blonde lying on the couch half asleep watching tv.

She looked decent while covered with a blanket. She got up and asked if I wanted a session. Of course I replied. At that time the front door opened and 2 more staff came through. Felt out of the 3 Dakota was the type that I preferred.

Anyway she wasn't friendly at all. Like she was doing me a favour by coming in. Thought perhaps because she was still in a zombie state from the couch.

Upsells me $10 for the room with a bed as she says massage table are for massage. Whatever it's only $10.

Puts me in the room and comes back in about 10 minutes. I was 2 more minutes from walking out.

I put my clothes back on as I waited so long. She comes in and says I should take my clothes off as it would work better that way.

She looked better with her clothes on. Baby damage and stretch marks. She wasn't a big girl so I was assuming under her tight leggings and top that she would be nice looking underneath. Not so much. Saggy stretched boobs and stretched tummy. It was either a baby or she was fat at one time. I'll put my $ on the baby.

She stretches the condom on and proceeds with the most uninspired BJ. I will give her credit she was great with her teeth. I had to tell her to stop and mentioned position she would like first.

Changed the condom and then proceeds to tell me that she lets her clients have her on her back. Whee!! My favourite. I just love missionary position. I'm sure glad she let me use this position. Thanks for putting the effort in.

Completely lubes up my johnson and then puts it her box. She keeps her hand on top of her pussy blocking full penetration. She is just lying there thinking about who knows what. I pump maybe 7 times and I smell this horrible fog coming from her nether regions. I look at her and I've had it.

I get up and pull the condom off. She asks what's wrong. I tell her she has a poor attitude and it stinks down there. I tell her that she was the worse session I have had in years and ask if a manager was working. She says no. I wipe my stuff down with alcohol and head out.

If you know the layout of Garden of Eden you will know that the door to the left is where staff hang out. I knock on the door. I'm knocked down by the stench of weed. One of the previous girls comes out. I ask if there is a manager tonight. She says no and asks why. I repeat what just happened and she gives nothing to show she cares about the situation. I tell her this place sucked and I would never repeat.

I Am.

Out $160.

SlimShady.

 

[Misty G]

Almost exact experience. Different girl but same shit.

Will not go back or ever recommend.

 

[Don M]

I did stop by there and saw Tasha who is cute but has no butt at all and no hips. Tits look better with a bra too.
Nice girl but trys to upsell on everything. Stayed an hour in hot tub room $$$ plus... She wouldnt even get in hot tub
She took forever to come back to the room as well and seemed like she had been drinking or something.
She didnt seem into it and i was rushed out once finished
The building is nice and big with lots of rooms but needs updating.
Lots of girls working but I wouldnt reccomend any of them. I will not go back again

I should have read your review first

 

[Bending the Skies]

same here.
my experience was with Roxie and
it was not a good one.
she is a young petite blonde spinner with a nice body,
but her lack of enthusiasm and signs of drug use which reflected on her body
was not worth my time and money.

 

[qwerqwer]

i was looking at garden of edens website and cl ads and Roxi used to go by Dakota. Same girl in pics but different names.hmmmmm why change your name??

 

[beamer]

i had no idea roxi = dakota.
checking slimshady's review again assures me that i fucked the same girl.
she might have changed her name because of her bad reputation in the past.
if she did, she obviously did not improve her service.

guys any recommendations in kelowna for a fellow pooner who recently moved to okanagan from van?

 

[Garden Girl]

The Old Garden of Eden Is Long Gone

Please be aware that The Garden Of Eden has changed owners since your last visit and they hired an entire new staff with great skills and attitude. I encourage you to visit the new Garden and I can recommend a couple girls who will give you more than you expect. good looks only last 5 minutes its the attitude that makes or breaks her.

Thanks
S.

 

[Unregistered]

disgusting. you're all disgusting.