Cologne vs Frankfurt

[Gee G]

First off, thanks all for the great posts here, and especially to SirMarjAlot for the Seedy map of Cologne. Do you have other maps?
You can get to Pascha for 2.40 Euro by taking the S train (platform 10 or 11 from main station) two stops to Koln Nipples. Walk is about 7 exciting minutes. Paid 5 euro to get in. Cruised all the floors and found the hottest Turkish chick, size 0 waist, huge natural milks, gorgeous face. Going rate seems to be 50 Euro for 20 minutes. Some girls have a 30 euro climax guarantee but they seemed to be older gals. Went to the bar, got a souvenir cup with free Coke. Used same ticket to get home. Managed to do the whole trip in 2 hours (was with some friends and told them I was napping.)
Went across the street, but the vibe was a lot more aggressive, so I didn't even go upstairs before two girls were in my face. I miss Cologne. What an outstanding city.

 

[Amani]

Not much directly in the center of CGN, as it's not legal to hustle there. The official street prostitution strip ("Strassenstrich") is in the Geesthardter Str in the Koeln-Niehl industrial neighborhood and in the Fischenicher Str 33 (trailer park http://LoveInn.de) in Bruehl 10 km south. and in the Max Dormanck Str in Bonn 25 km south. A big brothel is around the corner in the Immenburg Str 27.All these locations are easily reached by tram/bus/train and bicycle/walking.

 

[livelovebhappy]

Apartmnet brothels = Wohnungspuffs come and go almost daily. Buy a local daily paper and look at the small ads. In Cologne/Bonn it's Express and Bild. Http://Rheinforum.com has some good info, in German only. Quality of service and appearance of the providers are often better than in the big clubs, and fees lower.

 

[HotHolley]

Don"t believe Ryan Air...Frankfurt-Hahn is closer to Bonn than to Frankfurt!

Taumparadies is closer to Bonn than Cologne: Troisdorf-Spich. Pricey. You over pay for the fancy ambience.

When in Bonn do as the Bonners do: Use our great street hookers! Google "Bonner Strassen Strich", the best in Germany and maybe the world.

Another low budget tip: Newly opened and enthusiatically reviewed in German mongers' fora: a circle of campers/caravans on a fenced industrial lot in the lovely town of Br

 

[Tapioca Is A Pipe Bomb!]

Any recent visits to Traum Paradies near Cologne? I am interested to learn more. Rates, girls, the deal, etc.

Thanks - Mr. Brit

 

[James Yang]

I'm trying to register on Rheinforum to get some more imformation on Teenyland but I keep getting told that no registrations are being taken at the moment. Is this normal for the forum does anyone know and will I be able to register soon. I'm off to cologne in a couple of months so would like any more info on this place before then.

 

[oldscholl88]

Thats an impressive map...

 

[Mando]

That's the place I stayed In, after wandering the streets at midnite I found this place and got a Dorm bed for 19eur. And it has Wi-Fi too, For Pasha you can get the train from Koeln Hbf to Koeln-Nippes station, takes about 5-10 minutes, then a five min walk again to the place, can't miss It, roof has blue neons all over It!



There are many apartment brothels In the city center, some advertised on http://sexrelax.de/

But you can't go far wrong than visiting Samya, you can go In the afternoon, and come back later In the evening, If you wanted to, as your 50eur entry Is valid for all day. Just mention you might come back when you leave.

I can show you my google map for NRW http://maps.google.co.uk/maps/ms?ie...8884803254201872270.00045996f295c86de0a65&z=7

 

[Shania]

The station hostel is within easy walking distance of the old town, just walk past the cathedral (you can't miss it ) and there are more bars and resturants than you can shake a stick at. The local beer is called Kolsch and is served in small glasses that look like test tubes. It's really nice.

The black girl was hanging out in a bar on Eigelstein, which is in the opposite direction. Turn right when you leave the station hostel, about 100 yards along you will walk under a railway bridge and there are a couple of bars on the left. There were quite a few black girls drinking in them. Some were in uniforms, like they'd just finished shifts in shops or hotels or whatever. Most of them were pretty rough but there were a few lookers. It was a bit like being in Thailand, we walked in and immediately a couple of them swarmed round us and before long were asking for drinks and cigarettes. Their English was pretty good and we were able to have a good conversation. The girl offered her services for 50e. I was pretty drunk so I accepted. There was no problem getting her back into the hostel. Nobody batted an eyelid. However I'd been drinking all day so I wasn't exactly in superstud mode when it came to the action. After the drunken fumble she gave me a load sob stories about her poor folks back home in Ghana. She also told me that she works as a cleaner in some office block and that she has an elderly German guy giving her money on a regular basis. She reminded me of Thai girls and their sponsors.

There was also some crazy German lesbian with hairy armpits hanging round the pub. She had some pictures of Princess Di that she kept showing everyone. The Africans said that she is always trying it on with them. There were a few sick looking junkie streetwalkers hanging about this area too.

 

[megan c]

I want to get a little mongering in, but its my first trip in a year now. So looking to just enjoy myself too. so the area around the station hostel is good for bars, food & drink etc?
This black girl you met, was she a hooker? She come back to the hostel with you?

 

[Tampa Biz]

Nah, I never got round to Samya, I was with a couple of mates so it was more of a piss up than a mongering trip. Cologne was good and that was some of the best beer that I've tasted anywhere.

 

[So slick.]

I did not think Pasha's was that far from the station hostel?
So Colonel you did not visit Samya's?

Ill spend a couple of nights there and then im getting the train to Amsterdam.
Looking forward to it though, first time to visit Belgium and Germany.

Anymore tips appreciated...

 

[StonedGorilla]

There's another brothel across the road from Pascha called Das Bordell, it's maybe 5 or 6 floors high and is pretty much the same, but without the 5e entrance fee.

The only downside is that they are slightly away from the city centre, maybe 10 or 12e in a taxi. I was only there for 3 nights and never got the hang of the public transport.

 

[BEASTMODE]

Im putting a google map together based on the info on this thread - Cologne Seedy spots.
Im only there for two nights on my own, so cant see myself travelling out of the center to visits these brothels like 30km away.

Can anybody throw some more info on whats on offer in the city centre, thanks.

 

[tessa wessa]

Thanks for that Colonel, Im just debating if too a couple of nights in Cologne or back to one of my old haunts - Amsterdam after spending a couple of nights in Brussels.

Iv found a good site for exploring an area and booking a hotel within that area and within your price range etc
http://www.traveldodo.com/

Just trying to put a weeks trip together...

 

[wintersunshine]

I stayed in this place here: http://www.hostel-cologne.de/

It's a fairly basic backpacker hostel but you can get a private room with en suite for 39e. It's round the corner from the main rail station and about 100 yards from the bar where I picked up the African chick.

 

[Duey]

Colonel Im taking a trip into Europe next month and would very much like to visit somewhere in Germany. Cologne is attractive to me because i can get there direct from Brussels on the EuroStar train which Im using to get to Brussels from London.

My question is if im in Cologne for a few nights where best is it to get a hotel,
Street, district, even hotel ? Not too expensive like 50e a night if possible?

Thanks.

 

[SeanT]

Just back from Cologne.

I went to Pascha in the afternoon and had a good time with a buxon blonde German girl on level 6. It was a bit mechanical and impersonal but she knew what she was doing. 50 euros.

The following afternoon I tried an African lady from the place across the road. A bit disappointing but only cost 30 euros.

I'm also embarrassed to say that I picked up another African lady from a bar on Eigelstein. This was just drunkeness rather than any rational decision on my part. I had never been to Cologne before and I had no idea that there were girls operating in these bars. It just happened to be near my hotel. She wasn't bad looking and was pleasant enough but I was too drunk to enjoy the experience.

 

[Canary]

so Hello,
so you think about visiting the Pasha? forgett it it

 

[LRTownsend]

The Frankfurt Bahnhofsviertel district (around train stn) is mainly street action, quite dangerous, not exactly legal, and low quality. -- There is the Palace FKK which gets pretty good reviews here. Everybody's fave seems to be the Oase FKK out in the boonies, near Bad Homburg north of Frankfurt (about 100 euro by taxi, no public transport). Way out of the way if you don't drive. The place is fun, but always crowded, smoke-filled indoors, with a quite dated, worn look to it. Nice outddor spaces though.

Cologne's Hornstrasse has 3 legal indoor brothels across the street from each other with all kinds of girls, all ethnicities, some 300 or so, grade 7-10, and about 50 ladyboys, high security and low prices (from 35 euro with 'orgasm warranty'! see http://pascha.de).

Warning: Hahn HHN is about 100 km from Frankfurt 120 from Cologne, 90 from Bonn (all about 20 euro by slow shuttle bus), where a similar, big 'Laufhaus' brothel exists in the Immenburgstrasse.

Cologne's best FKK club is Samya, which has a bus stop across the Kirschbaumweg street (Nr 320 check their website samya.de) and a subway station a 5 min walk away (U16, runs from K