Best divorce letter ever

[jak.]

Yeh, she def got the gold-mine.....he got the shaft......

 

[naci]

This was funny. :

 

[Randal]

Wow that was a bit harsh but funny.

 

[texan princess]

Hahahahahahaha.
Hilarious.

 

[guy_with_plan]

lmfao sucks for him xD

 

[Terri J]

MidNightBlackHole is so frigid.... even "her" sense of humor is frozen solid.​

 

[hihihiii!]

:
I've heard it before, still f*cking hilarious though

 

[bfebiuhjinyijhege]

That made my day : !!!!!!!!!!!!!​

 

[Chesna Rudra]

Ahahahaha. :
​

 

[fantasy fotballer]

This was so funny.
Can you imagine the look on the ex-husbands face when he read that?
:clap:
P.S. I love the Peanut Zombies picture.

​

 

[p055umcub3r]

Saw this on Facebook.. Funniest thing ever. XD

 

[WetlandactOrg]

OMG that was the hottest BURN ever : :lmao: :Owned:

 

[RossT]

Niceeeeeeee

 

[cocoapuffs411]

HILarious.​

 

[Pompal 09.]

that was FUNNY !!! aww come on Midnight Star.. go to WAL MART and buy a sense of humor.. it's on aisle 12.. next to the laxatives

 

[Me and My Friends!]

Not the least bit funny.

 

[Night Otter]

[h=6]BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want *** or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

—— Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.[/h]