Bernd's at Schieferhof

[Selly]

Thx for the report. Amazing how many good venues are in the German countryside. I was born and raised in the CLG/BN area and am returning there with a group of fellow mongers this summer to do a tour of the best venues in the FRA-DUS-AAC 'pussy triangle'. Anybody who wants to join send me a private message.

 

[leos_mama]

Hi Guys

I also went there again last week and had an even better time, so here's the report:

I was there between 1 - 4pm and had sex with just two girls as little Kingwenslas had been over-worked in the previous few days. Both sessions were excellent and I counted about 15 girls there and probably the same number of men.

Babsi was in attendance but I didn’t even talk to her as she was too busy. I wish to revise my previous report of her when I said that she looks 28 – I reckon she now looks a bit older, say, mid 30s.

Most of the blokes there were your typical middle-aged, fat, glasses wearing Germans. Interestingly, I did not see a single one of them take off his glasses when he went in the shower. There was one bloke who must have been mid 70s and he enjoyed his couch action just like the rest of us.

Since the club is so small, there’s not much to do except talk to the other guests and I swapped some excellent “war” stories with one of the punters. Interestingly, no one I spoke to had even heard of Fkk World or Oase.

I have forgotten the name of my first, but she was half Angolan, half Czech and was actually only 19. Normally I avoid the youngsters but at the time I didn’t realise how old she was, and she actually bears the distinction of being the first girl I have shagged who is half my age.

As already mentioned, I had been rather active in the previous few days and I must admit that my performance was not half as good as hers. I recommend this girl for you energetic types. She will not disappoint. Having said that, however, she did engineer the situation so that I didn’t come in her mouth, so this counts against her.

After this I went to chat to a regular who gave me the low-down on all the girls present that day, except for the one who he didn’t fancy. Basically he recommended either Brandy or Mara. Brandy had been on my “to do” list from my previous visit. Mara is not as good looking, but I went and chatted with her anyway to see if there would be a spark between us. She is Dutch and so doesn’t have the high cheekbones that you find in lots of EE girls. Also she does not have a suntan. More to the point, there was no spark, so I went and found Brandy.

What followed is probably one of the best experiences of my life. I told her my predicament, namely, that I was totally shagged out and she just took it all in her stride. She gave me the best blowjob I have had in a long, long time. She was chatty, enthusiastic and dirty When she swallowed my cum she even complimented me on its taste, asking me what I had been eating. She then playfully starting sucking my toes in “retaliation” for me tickling her earlier on. Then we have a few minutes of intimacy, just lying on the bed and chatting. She told me about her life and also that she was 32. And I had always put her at mid 20s.

My session probably over-ran by 15 or 20 minutes, hard to tell when you are so pre-occupied. I left in a pretty darned good mood. I will definitely be back sometime.

Kingwenslas

 

[Pompal 09.]

Bernd's is known as the "mother" of all clubs. This is a report I wrote at the end of last year. For more info type "Bernd's Sauna Lichtenberg" into Google.

Firstly the opening hours are only 1pm to midnight five nights a week, so don’t go there on a weekend (in fact it shuts at 1am on Friday nights). All the girls normally work a 9 hour shift, so if you want to see the most girls plan to be there between 3pm and 10pm.

And secondly, the 50 Euro price for half an hour includes swallowing at no extra charge! Way-heyyyy!

This is how I would describe how to get there: Drive south on the A3 from Cologne. Take the A560 autobahn eastwards until it runs into the B8. Go up the B8 about 5km (most of this is uphill). Miss the first right hand signpost saying “Lichtenberg”, and take the second, which is a very sharp right, almost coming back on yourself. Go 1km until you see the Hotel-Restaurant Reuter. Almost immediately turn left into Schieferhof Street. Number 28 is down on the right. Park in number 24.

During my visit I only had time to have sex with two girls. The first one was called Barbara or Babsi for short. She is an attractive blond of 42, but I have been with many girls in their late twenties who have looked older than Babsi! So she is young looking, intelligent and knows what she is doing. She is highly recommended by me, I just don’t know why no one has mentioned her before on this forum, as she has worked there for years (she takes Mondays off).

Bolstered by my positive experience with Babsi, I chose another young looking tall blond. This time it was a 21 year old Latvian called Vicky who said it was her second day there. Just on this evidence alone I should have avoided her, but by 11.20pm everyone was picking their girl for the last shag of the night, so the choice was limited. Sure enough, 2 minutes into our session she told me I had to hurry up! Don’t you just hate that? I damn well made sure that I fucked her hard for 20 minutes and then came in her mouth at the end just to try and educate her in the ways of customer service!

All in all, I recommend to go there just for a comparison against other clubs. You won't be disappointed. Have fun.

Kingwenslas