avoid Lisa of Nona (Bloor) at all cost!

[STILL 49 to go!]

consider you have been warned...

visited it there last week. Called first and was told that Katerina was available. Katerina was actually on the top of my to-do list, so without much thinking I started my 1hr drive journey.

rang the door bell and a mid-40-ish fat lady answered the door. I asked for her name (before I was lead to the room) and she said "Lisa". She led me to a room, and once I was in I asked for Katerina. She then gave me crap like:

"I'm Katerina".
"But you just said you are Lisa"
"I go by different name"
"But you look different than the picture, and Katerina is *supposed* to be MUCH younger"...

She insisted that she's the only one in the store, and since I just drove an hour to get to the location, AFTER THE VERBAL CONFIRMATION THAT SHE PROVIDES NONA-SERVICE, I decide to stay. BIG MISTAKE!

After I showered,

1) she insisted to be paid up-front (on top of the door-fee),
2) there was no massage to begin with
3) I was pretty sure it was NOT her TONG that does the work, she forgot that I can see her from the side-mirror
4) after 20 seconds of FAKE rj, she flipped me over. Seeing my puzzled eye (where is the WHOLE Nona-service?), she asked "WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT"?
5) seeing that I already paid $140 upfront and didn't want to drive another hour unloaded, I asked her politely for a CBJ. It was too hard and actually hurts.
6) lastly, didn't want to risk of being bitten off, I asked her to finish with a BS. Another BIG mistake. 10 seconds later and 200lb under, Little Mikey was in great pain.

so I got up, and left. This was the WORSE experience ever! AVOID AT ALL COST!

 

[Standyourground]

Yikes. Best of luck recovering from that.

 

[Wanderer]

She used tongs for a rim job.......damn!

 

[Hayley S]

This woman appears to be the gold standard for those seeking treatment of a "sex addiction". Yup, she's a keeper!

jwm

 

[DeeGirl95 literate]

OMG ..that was scary, dood..

 

[hottemp]

Now , why in the world would any chick "FAKE" the RJ?

"rolls eyes"

 

[Robert S]

Where's the moderator on this one????

I've been away for a while and I've even had some of my threads pulled for being too graphic. This thread is WAAAY more graphic than anything I've ever read or even heard of in the massage section.

Dissey23

 

[IsotypeSwitching]

Where did you see the pictures?? Does Nona's have a website -- I've visited Nona before but never knew of a website or of the other attendants

 

[Mariah]

With this kind of story I think I would rather slam it in my car door before subjecting myself to that.

 

[Katie O]

really?? you would?

 

[D.Russell]

HMMM.

The Katerina I know at Nona's is

EE
at least 40
not very heavy
5 foot nothing or less.

Accept no substitutes.

 

[Thebringeroftruth]

he he he. You guys dont know Katerina, here is her description:

she is in mid 50s
4 foot 8
gold hair.


The author of this post actually saw Katerina, not Lisa.
Besides, Katerina had bad reviews everywhere else she worked, thats why she is gone from Nona's and as far as I know she is not working anywhere.

Nona hired couple of new girls, they were trained and prepd by her so no surprises.
Come see for your self.