Alphacare Web Site

[Pompal 09.]

Hi there,

I was on the alphacare web site, http://www.seealphacare.com and noticed they have new pictures of thier new attendents up. I looked at the photo of Summer, and am not sure, but it looks like a dude. Any thoughts?

Zappy

 

[Danielle A]

Subject: ZAPPY: SUMMER IS A DUDE
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DEAR SIR: THIS E-MAIL IS COMING FROM THE OWNERSHIP AND MANAGEMENT OF ALPHA CARE MASSAGE SPA.
PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT A POST ON THE massageplanet.net CLAIMS THAT SUMMER IS A DUDE.
WE WOULD EXPECT THAT YOU ISSUE AN IMMEDIATE RETRACTION OF THIS STATEMENT, AND HAVE ALL THE APPROPRIATE NOTICES POSTED TO INFORM THE GENERAL PUBLIC OF THE TRUTH, SUMMER HAS NOT, AND WILL NEVER HAVE A PENIS.
FURTHERMORE WE WOULD EXPECT YOU TO DISCIPLINE MR, ZHAPPY AS TO HIS/HER DAMAGING COMMENTS.
SHOULD YOU REQUIRE AN E-MAIL FROM OUR CORPORATE SOLICITOR TO CONFIRM THE TRUTH OF OUR STATEMENT, IT WOULD BE OUR PLEASURE TO HAVE HIM REPLAY TO SAME.
I TRUST YOU WILL DEAL WITH THIS MATTER IN A TIMELY FASHION, AND ADVISE MR, ZAPPY TO BE CAUTIOUS OF THE RUMOURS HE/SHE SPREADS BECAUSE IT DOES AFFECT THE PERCEIVED SEXUALITY OF OTHERS.

WITH THANKS

Alphacare.




**this post was made under the Freedom of Satire Act, R.S.O. 1994**

 

[Friendly Lucille]

lol

 

[annabellee.x]

Lol! That was hysterical.

Zappy

 

[enci2005]

What a weiner

lol

 

[musicseawater]

I think that maybe Summer is a guy and he is protecting him... Maybe Alpha Care is really a gay spa, and they're all guys there. Someone is going to have to take one for the team and find out if Summer is a guy. I nominate Rusty, maybe he can take some of his friendly philipino waiters along with him...








Freedom of Satire Act, section 113, sub-section II, R.S.O., 1994

 

[NevermoreFairy]

That one picture she has I swear she has an Adams apple.

Dirk Diggler
"Dude looks like a lady."

 

[Little Angel]

I just checked the site. Looks like they've brought in a new crop of MPAs. I also checked out Summer's pics....
Yucky..........I'm sad!

 

[Sporty]

Summer is definitly out but WOW some of the others loooook hottt. Can;t wait to see some reviews. MAybe i might have to just take one possible hit and miss before the weekend.

 

[Alihaa]

I must admit that some of the new ladies' pictures have me thinking about trying this place again.

Naw, that feeling passed real quick. (lol)

I think Summer is/was a dancer. She (?) has the typical thin frame that one sees on ballet dancers. Not my glass of wine.

Some of the girls definitely look good. I wonder if they receive any schooling before being thrown into the "pit". I guess they're forced to fend for themselves if they have no clear guidance...... I'm not into green uber-rookie attendants anymore.

Too bad the place is the "pits".

Al Cohol

 

[manyman]

hey,

by her photo, i believe summer used to work at studio international on sheppard. she is tall and thin but she gave a BS like no other!

mm

 

[Mark P]

Interesting managment here..looks at the box for Sandi...no pics, and says to best of managements knowledge she went back to Australia!

 

[JoKTM]

Sandi, is now Sydney at Body and Soul Spa...

 

[Reventon]

Interested if anyone has had a session with Bella, she looks good on the AC website

 

[greatdeals_007]

Sydney @ B&S is not Sandi from AC- she is an IMPOSTOR!!!

I know this because the AC website said Sandi is gone, and the AC website would never lie!!!!

(Hopefully this will keep the lawyers off the board...)

 

[fella]

DEAR SIR: THIS E-MAIL IS COMING FROM THE OWNERSHIP AND MANAGEMENT OF ALPHA
CARE MASSAGE SPA.
PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT A POST ON THE massageplanet.net CLAIMS THAT SANDI MAY NOT HAVE LEFT CANADA FOR AUSTRALIA. THIS RUMOUR IS 100% FALSE!
WE WOULD EXPECT THAT YOU ISSUE AN IMMEDIATE RETRACTION OF THIS STATEMENT, AND
HAVE ALL THE APPROPRIATE NOTICES POSTED TO INFORM THE GENERAL PUBLIC OF THE
TRUTH,
FURTHERMORE WE WOULD EXPECT YOU TO DISCIPLINE MR, SANDE AS TO HIS/HER
DAMAGING COMMENTS.
SHOULD YOU REQUIRE AN E-MAIL FROM OUR CORPORATE SOLICITOR TO CONFIRM THE
TRUTH OF OUR STATEMENT, IT WOULD BE OUR PLEASURE TO HAVE HIM REPLAY TO SAME.
I TRUST YOU WILL DEAL WITH THIS MATTER IN A TIMELY FASHION, AND ADVISE MR, SANDE TO BE CAUTIOUS OF THE RUMOURS HE/SHE SPREADS BECAUSE IT DOES AFFECT
THE LIVELIHOOD OF OTHERS.

WITH THANKS

Alphacare.

 

[Nemka J]

What a crock!!

I think they might be trying to upset me, their website should say that:

... to the best of managements knowledge, due to unauthorised advertising using Sandi's picture, including her face, in the local Eye Magazine without her written consent she has decided not to return to work at this establishment!!

So there!!

Anyway I haven't gone back to Australia I am however taking a Christmas vacation to the UK and will be away from the 13th Dec to the 7th January so if you would like to see me come down to my new home at Body and Soul and ask for Sydney, or better yet to avoid waiting, make an appointment first.

Look forward to seeing you soon and take care over the holidays and as we say in Australia have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Mate!!

Cheers

Sydney

 

[ohblueberry]

Sydney, I hope you have a good lawyer. This kind of slander will surely result in a lawsuit from the management at AC.
BTW, why couldn't you be from Perth. I've always wanted to meet a girl named Perth.