1st Time at an Amp

[alienist]

Tightest. Grip. Ever.

 

[Yuri <3]

Like you need help feeding yourself to AMP girls

This just in... St.C just formally resigned on ASPD sporting his Smurf titty avatar. Site is going dark at 9pm tonight. We'll have to meet up for a wake soon and knock down a few.

 

[spunk ransom <3]

Taz loves him some Asian bubble butt. But then who don't?

 

[witnessofJesus]

Yoyo and the great Channel .....two great Asian bubble butts.

And YES Yoyo was tighter than a Girl Scout!!

 

[Chocolate_eater]

I am soooo IN. We can eat Korean food and drink soju and then storm an AMP en' masse. Mamasan will shit bricks.

 

[guachimansito]

Awesome thread. It is now officially stickied in our new forum.

St. C

 

[Kathleen from Germany]

Thanks for this. These sorts of threads on the old site helped me make it through my first AMP session. A couple sessions later, it doesn't seem like any big deal, but there's a big sense of the unknown before your first trip.

 

[ano]

Just a couple of questions from a 1st timer here. Is the $100 or $140 for a GFE or a happy ending?? Are all the girls Korean? Any Thai or Filipena?

Best word I ever learned in Korean is -- Suu -goo - ha - ship- she - o or Suu Goo Ha Say O. Its said to a Korean business when you are leaving -- means something like may Buddha bless your business or something. Everyone will love you for it.

I always used this saying when I was leaving because I always got confused on the Korean Goodbye of person staying or leaving.

 

[JC Rules!]

It's all inclusive JoePrivate. Full menu for 30min or the hour so no need to discuss anything. LFK, DFK and MSOG are YMMV depending on the provider and more likely to happen at Korean establisments as a general rule. You generally always get some minimal amount of LFK at Korean establishments but do your research. Most Dallas AMPs have predominantly Korean staff. There are spas with mostly Thai providers on Emerald like Blue Angel/Hulahand but tend to offer a more standard mechanical offering with little or no LFK, DFK. One's mileage may always vary however.

100+40 door fee = 140 30min
140+60 door fee = 200 1hr

 

[Jack D]

aRandyOne, I've never been to an AMP but have always been curious. Thanks for your very informative explanation of the logistics!

 

[surfstoked]

Ive never been to an AMP but have always wanted to go. Very good info on what to expect , thanks!!

 

[Gerald J]

Are the AMP's open during the day or only at night? Since they don't have web sites it is hard to know their hours. What is the best time to go?

 

[stimpy]

Other points to ponder:
Just because a provider may not speak much English doesn't mean she isn't perceptive. They make judgements about the kind of person they are dealing with (good/nice vs. bad) and, it is reasonable to suspect, the type of treatment received could be related to that perception.

Koreans tend to be very family oriented. They understand men needing "relief," but it is my experience that they wonder why married men would seek such comfort with a wife at home (not a family oriented behavior). They would not like their husband to indulge.

Anyone know why they seem to make such good providers? I've read that in their culture men are viewed as superior and the woman is to serve the man, but does that explain it all?

 

[Dee M]

A few never close. Most open sometime in the morning. For best results go in a little after opening time. Let the girls get their eyes open before you start. Sometimes an AMP will change their hours of operation. You need to call the specific AMP for their hours.

Torito

 

[noselessman]

Having lived in Korea for 3 years when I was in the service, its all about the moola. They know Americans like to spend money on smut and will pay in excess to get it. The cities outside the military installations had lots of money grubbing people. They had lots of smut and beer to get the GI's to spend money. Well thats my opinion.

 

[Mr Warrior]

I agree "No money.... No honey"

 

[Ted]

Appreciate the comments JP and DSOC.
In my admittedly limited experience Korean women are more likely to clean and explore the rear, lick and suck on the eggs, kiss, and in general be more user friendly with intimate things, than caucasian providers. My first experience at a Korean AMP was an eye-opener. I've done some reading and found it reviewed that Korean women in general, growing up, do not acknowledge or explore their sexuality (when horny they exercise, think of other things, pray, etc., rather than rub one out). Where does the good provider behavior come from? Maybe these attributes are a matter of training and $$ reinforcement? "If you want happy/repeat customers you need to learn to provide these things." I've tried asking about this and got (from provider) "sex is not important in relationship, family is" (children and husband are important and in her case working to provide money for parents). Having been reading reviews it seems that locally Chinese (tried two in San Fran last year and did not find them up to Korean experience) are not easily found, but accommodating Vietnamese are. Maybe I need to broaden my horizons.

 

[Unicornrider]

To the poster who worried about cleanliness, you should have no worries in a Korean spa. Although over the years there have been some that have been run down and in need of some paint or other touchups, every one I have been too has been immaculately clean.

 

[mchell]

So what is the best Korean spa if you had to pick?

 

[Lizi :)]

Of all your children, which do you like best?