Talullah

[StEpHaNy]

So happy you ( Otis ) and T got back together again -- they say you can't go home again, but ocassionally you can... I'm a repeater myself ( not w/ T ).

We repeat for a host of reasons -- comfort level, better service, but also warmth -- sorry to get all warm and fuzzy ( but Otis, you do that to me )

 

[SirSys]

Finally. Finally, got my first chance with Talullah.

For some of y'all nuts only interested in the bottom line as experienced by me: HJ only.

But that's far from the bottom line on Talullah - at least to the extent it can be discerned from a single, somewhat nervous visit. She's different. It's obvious she's different. Smarter, for sure, which impacts on so many other aspects of the experience. Her "strong" massage is stronger than anything I've ever experienced. There were times when I nearly cried "uncle" so she would attack somewhere else and give that spot a reprieve. In the end, her strength rendered me limp everywhere but one. When one hand took over, she was expert.

More bottom line: No doubt she's not for everyone. Just getting through by phone is a project. If you have the patience enough to make it to the door, you're not going to find a stereotypical AMP girl made up for the magazines. What you'll find is someone who isn't passive. She's definitely in control. She might even make you feel uncomfortable at times. Comfortable too.

HH

 

[jvac345]

Post # 2 states bbj ? King otis says dont expect anything more then a hj? Has her menu changed

 

[erarperbgor]

It is now. A couple weeks ago it wasn't so hot.

 

[crystal-claire]

Whoa Otis... is everything okay?

 

[~Stormy~]

Looking death in the eye and trying not to blink ain't all it's cracked up to be. It sounds sort of courageous and brave but strip away the blustery romantic bullshit and what you've got is a sick man in a hospital bed fending off the inevitable consequences of his own self-neglect.

So, having come face to face with my own mortality, I find myself somehow slightly more open and honest about my own personal status as a dumbass. Reassessing my own failures and stupid moves somehow naturally led me to get in touch with Talullah. She was, after all, my favorite massage provider of all time pretty much right up to the day I decided to throw some kerosene and a match onto our professional relationship. What was it...lo...a couple months ago? Yeah, ancient history.

So...laugh if you want...yeah, I'm every inch the romantic sap you think I am...but once the doctors gave me the all clear to continue using my heart, I thought it made perfect sense to offer it up to the possibility of being broken by calling Talullah.

Surprisingly, she answered my call. Lesson: Talullah's capacity for self-reflection and forgiveness exceeds mine. I probably would have told myself to fuck off.

Even more surprisingly, she agreed to let me come see her as a customer. She's in a nice new location just a few blocks from the old one. Slightly smaller but safe, secure, clean, with the same amenities as the old place. To my eyes, probably better than the old place in that it's a little warmer and less cavernous.

So...then what? Well, it would poetic to report something awful and negative at this point...then I'd be able to say "yeah, no regrets" and I'd look a lot less foolish than telling the truth.

The truth is...starting from square one as a normal ordinary customer would be impossible at this stage for me. You can never go home again, and you can't just turn back the clock.

However, approaching things as openly as possible, asking Talullah to treat me like she would treat anyone...well, it was a fun hour. Great, focused massage, fun conversation...enough to make me eat my words, really.

At the risk of sounding incredibly stupid...I have to admit that whatever my experience was a few months ago, this time around Talullah was exactly what she was the first time I met her: sexy, sweet, vibrant, spicy, and highly skilled.

Most importantly, she is absolutely, undeniably, umistakably Talullah...and you just can't say that about anyone else.

 

[Sophilla]

Kingotis nailed it here. So much hypocrisy in general in these threads. So much self-serving crap. YMMV? Sure. Your fellow monger might not be telling the truth? It's the truth too often. We should be as skeptical about each other as we are about the providers. Doesn't mean some aren't truthful. But some aren't.

SG

 

[FugPoonocouts]

I know...I don't have the stomach for this back and forth shit. I get worn out pretty fast. And I guess maybe I actually do prefer to dwell on the good way more than the bad. I guess reading these posts and thinking about the past three or four months softened me up, too. I had a real soft spot for the girl when I posted originally, and I can't deny that I have had some really great hours of fun with her. I'll hold onto the fun times far longer than the psychotic bullshit that clouded it.

Now if you'll excuse me...be vewwwwy quiet...we're hunting blowjobs....

 

[acronagigoula]

forget the army, all it took was one guy

 

[raedjuhmijhixoedi]

Last but not least...and then I am out of the Talullah business forever I believe...let's tie this up the same way we did on UG because I like closure on everything I write.

Hey New guy - FUCK YOU.

Talullah - I do wish you good luck and happiness in what I hope will be a long and exciting life. See you around, bad girl.

 

[justin plainold]

Oh dude, you have no idea the shit this girl would say to you that would make your hair stand on end and your cock salute. Honestly, go see her. I have a feeling this back and forth will result in improved service on the whole. Not for me, of course, but I bet having the first honest, straightforward criticism she's ever gotten does actually end up helping her, at the end of the day.

Just follow the rules set out below.

And if you do fuck the fat girl, get her number and send it to me.

 

[Mistervuap]

Since the back and forth on this continued on UG for...well...the whole day today, let's cut to the chase here as well:

Bottom line on this: I do not take lightly the suggestion that my words were out of bounds or harmed Talullah in a real or palpable way. I absolutely don't believe I was out of bounds in any part of this. These boards exist for sharing exactly this sort of information, Talullah reads these boards and knows their contents as well as anyone. I didn't introduce her to this board or the others on which I post. In fact, come to think of it, she was one of the first to mention massageplanet to me and...looking back in the UG thread...I saw her for the first time on May 5th, posted a tiny little comment on UG the next day...signed up on massageplanet on May 10th.

The simple fact is that there are posts in the UG Talullah thread - way before I was even a member on any of these sites - in which the poster says he requested and received a blowjob from Talullah. That post was widely discounted by the other posters who thought the guy was full of shit. The same detail, along with the availability of DATY, appears in reviews of Talullah on TER. I didn't post ANYTHING about Talullah that is out of bounds for any review on this site. I also didn't wander in and start blabbing about review boards to some innocent little newb. She brought it up with me. She picked up on my word usage and the timing of my post here and figured out who I was...though I didn't actually know that until she sent me a PM on yet a third site asking me to come to see her - I am not making this up - so she could give me a "nice BJ."

I am definitely not the evil overlord luring a sweet young thing into my web of manipulative posts. The ONLY other times a provider has known my online identity have been when I first met the provider through the board. Other than that, I always do what I do anonymously. Talullah is a VERY sharp girl who knew EXACTLY what she was doing when she asked me to come see her.

Why are we held to a special, secret society code of silence about the menu of services available from her, a standard to which NO ONE else is held? Why is this any different from the innumerable threads where one guy says the provider would only give him a handjob and someone else says she blew him? Where one guy says he had greek and someone else says "damn, she told me she doesn't do that..."?

What's the difference here? I'll tell you the difference: Talullah is absolutely playing and manipulating the boards to her business advantage whereas everywhere else the "hobbyists" are in control of the boards and use them to exchange information freely. The mysterious allure of a sexy young girl with hands of steel who can extract plenty of cash from customers who walk in that door with absolutely no knowledge of what they're going to get is powerful but it may also be deceptive because it creates an indelible misapprehension among guys who walk in that door believing, based on their experiences elsewhere, that 180 bucks buys "full service".

I may not have given deep or delicate thought to whether putting my personal experience in writing in this way would by itself make Talullah's business more difficult for her. On the other hand, I could say that the secretive code of silence made my role as a reviewer more difficult, and I do not believe I put her at any risk that she hasn't fundamentally created for herself directly.

But now that its all on the table, let's be incredibly clear about what to expect when you visit Talullah, who absolutely still occupies a warm place in my thoughts even after all this bullshit is set aside. Gentlemen, here's the bottom line:

1. When you visit Talullah for the first time, you will bring 80 dollars and you will bring a tip of 60 dollars or more. You will give her all of that cash. Don't be cheap. If you're looking for a bargain, shop elsewhere.

2. You will receive from her a damned good massage and an excellent handjob. She will be in sexy lingerie the whole time.

3. Don't hang around and fuck up her schedule. She works on her own. She has to answer that phone or she'll have no business. She has to finish with you, clean up and get ready for the next guy before he knocks on that door without having to put him off for ten minutes so you can get an extra long shower or whatever.

4. Be polite and respectful and enjoy your time with her. Don't think for even a second you're getting a blowjob. You're not. Be happy you're getting what you're getting.

5. If you don't enjoy yourself, don't go back. If you do go back, repeat steps one through four. It may behoove you to tip more if you can afford it and you really enjoy Talullah.

6. Never, ever expect more than a really well-executed handjob from a hot young girl. If you expect more, you are almost certain to be disappointed. If you are not prepared to spend 160 bucks on a great massage and handjob, go somewhere else. You can get a decent massage and a handjob for 110 bucks in dozens of places in midtown. If you want a list of them, believe me, i can fucking give you one.

7. Never, ever, ever ever use the phrase "First rule of fight club is..." in any context. Using that phrase signifies that you are a sad soulless punk.

8. Treat this girl with kindness and respect and if she values her own business she will return the favor. The fact that you are a client and you can put together 140 or 160 bucks doesn't entitle you to behave like an asshole or treat a woman like shit. Similarly, Talullah is not entitled to treat you like shit unless you behave like an asshole.

9. Tell the truth. If you have a shitty time with her, post an honest and thoughful account of your experience. Don't make up some bullshit story to cover your own ass or extract revenge.

Are we all on the same page? Good. Because, actually, if these fundamentals had been set out here a year ago, everyone would have benefitted. Talullah would have had way less drama with disgruntled mongers misunderstanding the menu, and those same mongers would have known what to expect and how to conduct themselves and if that wasn't acceptable they would have skipped this thread entirely and moved on.

And that, gentlemen, is actually what I hoped to achieve here.



Good night and good luck and all that shit...

 

[Reverend G]

What does it say about me that reading all this angst makes me want to see Tallulah for the first time?

...Or could it just be the image of an assertive 20-something Asian girl in high heels and hot lingerie asking me to fuck the "fat" girl?

SG

 

[AllonsStar]

Well then smile when you say that.

 

[JoleenBexague]

I don't want to make you feel bad for telling the truth -- no one is defending her / not even me -- If you are happy, so am I

 

[Pompal 09.]

I hope there aren't ninjas in the next wave. I fucking hate ninjas.

 

[AvaWong]

Sigh. Now I'll say it again here. In any event, newguy who has never met, seen, visited, spoken to, corresponded with or been serviced in any way by Talullah, is it your suggestion that I should have soft-pedaled my comments or omitted factual information of absolute and direct interest - one might actually say, the core fundamental interest of this board - to protect and obscure the business (yes, business) practices of a service provider on a board fundamentally designed for sharing of information among consumers of that service? Are the thousands of other posts on this board that reveal precisely the same details about thousands of providers similarly motivated by hate or disappointment? Should we only be posting vague and flowery accounts of "cups of coffee" in exchange for "120 roses?"

Where exactly does this line of yours get drawn, and why are you drawing now in a manner that is calculated, apparently, to make me feel bad for telling the truth about a much-praised provider?

And what's your motivation here, really? To make me feel guilty for serving the core purpose of the board, which is explicit, unexpurgated, consumer information?

Never ever ever having met Talullah, how do you draw the conclusion that she will be harmed in any way by the specific revelation of details that were revealed elsewhere already?

 

[Ruin again]

I get what Kingotis is saying, it's seems to be an ongoing problem, complete honesty regarding reviews. We try not to give the negatives and usually highlight the positives. Some guys are brutally honest and there's nothing wrong with that, but some (many) tend to candy coat as to not make waves or draw attention with the fan club of a given girl. This variable of reviewing will always remain in question.

 

[MsJamersRN]

There goes the first defender. He probably was just the advanced scout, the army is not too far behind.

 

[Awais Hussain]

Like you said -- we did this on another board -- still think you could have accomplished your stated goal with less damage -- but I'm too old to be completely certain of any opinion I hold... We all see things from our own perspective, and therefore -- I would only do this to hurt someone.. and I would hope I would sit and think it over and resist the impulse... I live in a weird world that few inhabit -- where being somewhat kind and respectful is repaid 100 times -- just lucky...