Sweet Spa

[tanjika]

Ive been a regular vistor of this forum for a while as I love reading reviews before I wanna head out to a massage parlour. This time, I decided to take one for the team. I had recently been seeing an ad in the Calgary Sun for a place named 'Sweet Spa.'

So I called and a girl picked up the phone. I asked her how much half an hour massage was and she told me its $95 for a full body massage front and back, plus there is always 2 girls working so you get to pick which one and you also get a beverage of your choice. I thought to myself this sounds exciting...cuz every other massage parlour ive been too..they include the HJ when its $95 for half an hour...so a couple hours later I decided to go and check it out. Its located on 13th ave and centre street NW. There is no signs or anything...so it took me a while to find it..had to call again. Its a pain in the ass to find this place.

So I walk in, was greeted by an average girl...and she took me to the room asked me what if I wanted the half hour I said yea... I gave her a $100 bill. I laid on the table and she walked in..and started doing average massage. About 15 mins later she asked me what I wanted. I told her just the basic thats included in the $95..(btw I never got my $5 back either..lol) and anyway..she said $95 is just for the half an hour massage! I was like what the hell! Are you frikkin kidding me...$95 for just an average massage?? Anyway we talked a little and we settled for $40 more for a HJ. Then she flipped me over...without finishing the 30 mins of massage and started doing the HJ. This has to be one of the worst HJ I have ever recieved. She did not have a clue as to what she was doing. After 3-4 minutes of trying to make me cum, she just leaves it and tells me to finish off cuz she likes to watch guys jerk off. I was raging by now. So much money and such shittiness so far. I told her I didnt pay all this money so you could watch me jerk off. So finish it off. She hesitantly agreed and I had to close my eyes and think of better times at massage parlours and force myself to cum.

At the end I asked her about the beverage and she said since we're brand new..we dont have any yet but we will in the future...and I also asked her about the choice of girls and she said we're short staffed right now so she's the only one working...

All in all, this has to be one of the most expensive and worst experiences I've ever had. I think I learnt my lesson...Im not going to any place now unless its been reviewed by someone here at this forum! If anyone decided to go there...take my advice and AVOID!!!

 

[Robert D]

As much as it was a crappy experience for you, the rest of us appreciate you for doing it. The MP selection in this town is getting worse all the time.

 

[dani_e152003]

Excellent review of a shitty place.

 

[Brittany]

what is this world coming to? i wonder if she likes watching guys jerk off enough to pay for it. i'd gladly do it for her for say $$, but she can't touch me of course, thats an extra $, for $$ she can just watch. oh yeah and thats me just pulling it out through my fly, if she wants me naked thats an extra $.

 

[shit is crazy]

to bad the mps dont respond to these posts liket hey do on the west coast at sdeuctions and others when they say "SORRY" for crappy service etc... in edmonton legends and ALison are active members.

Calgary mps are a wast of time.

mps shoul dhave a forum on this board to talk aobut there service and reviews. calgary is in the stone age for mps.

 

[Laura B]

Believe me, these mp's are on the forum and they pm me all the time asking me to delete the bad reviews.

I think the bad reviews are as useful as the good ones though.

Nobody likes getting ripped off.

 

[msmonroe2003]

Good on ya Chill. It's the only way things get better. Informed consumerism!

 

[Cjac]

I've given up on the Calgary MP scene. My first experience was about 5 years ago and enjoyed it - even got some solid back rubs. Now, pricing has risen to ridiculous levels and the girls do not hide the fact that they are not into it. Not unusual to walk away $$ lighter for mediocre service and a mere HJ (the hot oil used extensively to ensure quick release) when an extra $ can get you some awesome experiences with local SPs.

 

[pooh]

Was her name Britney?

Blonde. Kind of a bigger girl. Early 30's? A little too much makeup?

I've been there and have had the $95 massage. It came with the HJ though.

 

[massage2218]

I never asked her name...but I dont think it was her. The girl I saw was not a blonde and she wasnt kind of a bigger girl...she was pretty tall though.

 

[JDroo]

Chillman keep up the awesome job. Bad,average,good or stellar reviews all deserve to be here. It is the core of the board. my 2c. b.

 

[ion]

Well, thanks for TOFTT. It sounds like a 15 minute special with Leena might even be a better time. Personally, I will stick to the Montreal girls, and Kyra! MPs in Calgary have been mainly crap since the big bust of the Asian MPs about 4-5 years ago!

 

[sophiesmummy]

Are there any good MP's in Calgary along the line of Legends

 

[Pompal 09.]

Nope!

 

[niki]

good on ya chillman
good or bad let'r roll

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