Small Dick Advice

[Deyannis]

So, as a man in his older years (but still fairly active with Premier and SRM), I can give some of you advice on this end of life.

In my late 20s, when I became sexually active, I can say almost every single woman I was with noted their disappointed in some way with my size. Here are the specifics I remember:

1. First one told me in the middle of an argument "and you have a small dick too"
2. While getting a blow job after a wonderful night of summer partying (it was a one night stand), she say "holy, you're small."
3. While turning briefly to a porn video on my laptop she said "too bad you don't have one of those"
4. And this one doesn't really count, but a few times I did get out with a girl from one of the SPAs (I think she was curious to know me more personally), and over drinks (she probably had three or four at this point) she says, "Every time I get to work with a client with a big dick I think there's no way I'm ever going to quit."

So those first three experiences, all within a year, had me turning to the spa scene. It also had me requesting COF at some point and I do understand it's a kind of aggression for not loving me as I am.

My advice to younger men who are or might go through this is to remember that if you work hard and become fairly successful as I am, you start to see what losers the kind of women I noted above turn out in their 40s or later. They mostly become flabby (hint: there's tons of sugar in your Bellini cocktail or wine), in debt, and with big dick men who hate them. They usually make each other miserable. As for me? I have calm in my life. I look good, am very fit, and look forward to paying good money to a woman whose job it is to love my small dick.

 

[OG_funguy]

So, as a man in his older years (but still fairly active with Premier and SRM), I can give some of you advice on this end of life.

In my late 20s, when I became sexually active, I can say almost every single woman I was with noted their disappointed in some way with my size. Here are the specifics I remember:

1. First one told me in the middle of an argument "and you have a small dick too"
2. While getting a blow job after a wonderful night of summer partying (it was a one night stand), she say "holy, you're small."
3. While turning briefly to a porn video on my laptop she said "too bad you don't have one of those"
4. And this one doesn't really count, but a few times I did get out with a girl from one of the SPAs (I think she was curious to know me more personally), and over drinks (she probably had three or four at this point) she says, "Every time I get to work with a client with a big dick I think there's no way I'm ever going to quit."

So those first three experiences, all within a year, had me turning to the spa scene. It also had me requesting COF at some point and I do understand it's a kind of aggression for not loving me as I am.

My advice to younger men who are or might go through this is to remember that if you work hard and become fairly successful as I am, you start to see what losers the kind of women I noted above turn out in their 40s or later. They mostly become flabby (hint: there's tons of sugar in your Bellini cocktail or wine), in debt, and with big dick men who hate them. They usually make each other miserable. As for me? I have calm in my life. I look good, am very fit, and look forward to paying good money to a woman whose job it is to love my small dick.

Most guys seem to fall in the 5 to 6in range...

Poll - POLL on dick size...how do YOU measure up?

Since someone started a thread about dick size recently, why not conduct a poll on this. Don't worry, the votes are 100% anonymous. Supposedly, the average penis is around 5.2 inches when erect but let's see what the average is for us hobbyists... Scroll to the top to vote and you have to vote...

massageplanet.net

Are you a tall guy? Reason for asking is if you're big/tall, maybe the ladies are expecting something big...

 

[Pay2Play]

Congratulations

 

[Deyannis]

Most guys seem to fall in the 5 to 6in range...

Poll - POLL on dick size...how do YOU measure up?

Since someone started a thread about dick size recently, why not conduct a poll on this. Don't worry, the votes are 100% anonymous. Supposedly, the average penis is around 5.2 inches when erect but let's see what the average is for us hobbyists... Scroll to the top to vote and you have to vote...

massageplanet.net

Are you a tall guy? Reason for asking is if you're big/tall, maybe the ladies are expecting something big...

I'm fit, lean and defined chest and shoulders. 4 inches but always hard when needed. No Viagra. Ever. Also, the poster who said "Congrats" ...thanks! I've done so much work on myself at every level...emotional, mental, physical and professional. Also, when female colleagues confide me about how their ex's destroyed them, I secretly feel so much joy knowing she would've lived the dream with me.

 

[Magicmon]

Just be glad it works. The effects that happen to guys who worry about size can cause a lot of problems for a long time like for example performance anxiety.

You don’t know the size of those women’s guys suck just like they don’t know the size of you. You will be surprised if you found out how many women are happily with guys average or below.

 

[DickSlinger]

Tha fuck u out here worryin bout how big ya dick is? It ain't no fuckin deal. It just a fuckin dick playa. We ain't get to choose how big our dick gon be before we born. We just gotta deal wit what we got. I don't got no BBC. I'm just an extraordinary nigga with an Average dick. An you an extraordinary nigga with a small dick. Ya character ain't measured by the size of your dick playa. Don't forget that. No bitch that gonna judge you by ya dick is worth your time. If she berate you, you berate that lil ho back. If you look hard enough you can find flaws in any girls appearance. Don't forget that neither and you point that shit out if she gonna start pointing out ya small dick.

- D Sling

 

[Toomanymiles]

Tha fuck u out here worryin bout how big ya dick is? It ain't no fuckin deal. It just a fuckin dick playa. We ain't get to choose how big our dick gon be before we born. We just gotta deal wit what we got. I don't got no BBC. I'm just an extraordinary nigga with an Average dick. An you an extraordinary nigga with a small dick. Ya character ain't measured by the size of your dick playa. Don't forget that. No bitch that gonna judge you by ya dick is worth your time. If she berate you, you berate that lil ho back. If you look hard enough you can find flaws in any girls appearance. Don't forget that neither and you point that shit out if she gonna start pointing out ya small dick.

- D Sling

holy shit this is good advice. L O L !!!

And to OP just live your life bro. I even see BBC male porn stars putting respect on #teamavg pipe game. Shits hilarious. Just have fun with it I guess

 

[Toucan]

Look if you're on point with your life, your fitness, your personality and your tongue, which ultimately leads to natural confidence (and therefore not caring about the size of your package), girls won't give a shit. You can have a big dick and if you don't have any of the other on point, she going to leave your ass the just same.

 

[DickSlinger]

holy shit this is good advice. L O L !!!

And to OP just live your life bro. I even see BBC male porn stars putting respect on #teamavg pipe game. Shits hilarious. Just have fun with it I guess

I drop nothin but gems dawg.

 

[Polarized]

Tha fuck u out here worryin bout how big ya dick is? It ain't no fuckin deal. It just a fuckin dick playa. We ain't get to choose how big our dick gon be before we born. We just gotta deal wit what we got. I don't got no BBC. I'm just an extraordinary nigga with an Average dick. An you an extraordinary nigga with a small dick. Ya character ain't measured by the size of your dick playa. Don't forget that. No bitch that gonna judge you by ya dick is worth your time. If she berate you, you berate that lil ho back. If you look hard enough you can find flaws in any girls appearance. Don't forget that neither and you point that shit out if she gonna start pointing out ya small dick.

- D Sling

By far the best advice.

 

[sy barite]

If I may be allowed to summarize?

Hey young fellers....make money!

 

[snoopdoggie]

So, as a man in his older years (but still fairly active with Premier and SRM), I can give some of you advice on this end of life.

In my late 20s, when I became sexually active, I can say almost every single woman I was with noted their disappointed in some way with my size. Here are the specifics I remember:

1. First one told me in the middle of an argument "and you have a small dick too"
2. While getting a blow job after a wonderful night of summer partying (it was a one night stand), she say "holy, you're small."
3. While turning briefly to a porn video on my laptop she said "too bad you don't have one of those"
4. And this one doesn't really count, but a few times I did get out with a girl from one of the SPAs (I think she was curious to know me more personally), and over drinks (she probably had three or four at this point) she says, "Every time I get to work with a client with a big dick I think there's no way I'm ever going to quit."

So those first three experiences, all within a year, had me turning to the spa scene. It also had me requesting COF at some point and I do understand it's a kind of aggression for not loving me as I am.

My advice to younger men who are or might go through this is to remember that if you work hard and become fairly successful as I am, you start to see what losers the kind of women I noted above turn out in their 40s or later. They mostly become flabby (hint: there's tons of sugar in your Bellini cocktail or wine), in debt, and with big dick men who hate them. They usually make each other miserable. As for me? I have calm in my life. I look good, am very fit, and look forward to paying good money to a woman whose job it is to love my small dick.

Ha ha ha ha. This shit is all made up. I don't believe for a minute that you had girls complain about your size. Girls don't care how big or small it is. In fact, they hate the really big ones. Ha ha ha ha ha.

 

[SumYang_KUM]

You need only 3". One IN one OUT and one to PLAY with

 

[imthedude]

I'm fit, lean and defined chest and shoulders. 4 inches but always hard when needed. No Viagra. Ever. Also, the poster who said "Congrats" ...thanks! I've done so much work on myself at every level...emotional, mental, physical and professional. Also, when female colleagues confide me about how their ex's destroyed them, I secretly feel so much joy knowing she would've lived the dream with me.

The bar may seem low, but you have infinitely bigger issues to resolve than your dick size.

 

[krayjee]

I'm fit, lean and defined chest and shoulders. 4 inches but always hard when needed. No Viagra. Ever. Also, the poster who said "Congrats" ...thanks! I've done so much work on myself at every level...emotional, mental, physical and professional. Also, when female colleagues confide me about how their ex's destroyed them, I secretly feel so much joy knowing she would've lived the dream with me.

Have you ever heard of the saying " The happiest people are those who knows how to make the best out of what they have." ?
just look at it this way from positive point of view. You can easily get deep throat service from almost every girl. Nothing wrong with that. I have seen girls turned away some customers bcuz they were so big. You will never have that problem my friend.

 

[sexpuppy]

Who cares what the hos think. You are paying for their time; you ain't there to please them. But interestingly, I guess I'd say a good majority of these sex worker just wanted a good fuck + $, otherwise why would they even care about dick size.

Anyway, you can always do oral on them if you care to please/pleasure them; that usually get women to cum easier than penetration if you know what you are doing.

 

[titgrabber]

You can have a small dick and bring the big dick energy

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Years ago at a low point in my life I got into a phone conversation with someone who was trying to reach my co-worker. This led to a series of conversations with a woman who was a recovering prostitute. Her story was interesting and I felt sorry for her. I think she liked the attention and the sympathy, but she realized that this would not lead to anything beyond a friendship. When I eventually met her she pointed out my moles. No one has ever done that before or since then. She needed to bring me done in order to feel comfortable with me. It is not just men who "neg", women do it too. There is nothing to be gained with people who engage in negging. Whether it is your penis, your waist size, your thinning hair, being too short or not being handsome enough, if people feel the need point these things out to you just remove them from your life. Trying to get their approval will lead to further negging. Trying to get revenge by pointing out their shortcomings brings you down to their level. As the saying goes, living well is the best revenge.

 

[Bigusdickus]

As a buddy of mine always says "got a 3 inch dick but a 90 miph ass"... no complaints!! Always gets a laugh?
Comes down to be happy with what you go t if it's working properly.

 

[admin]

If you have a small one and it bothers you, just follow what Sly Stallone did and get an dick extension.