Pamper Yourself

[NikoleusFC]

I've tried to have a session at Pamper Yourself a few times, but was not able to for several reasons. I guess the universe was trying to tell me something.

Went through the door into total darkness and just about walked into the reception desk. I'm blinking, trying to get my eyes used to the dark when a large woman came out, her eyes glowing and piercing at me. For a minute, I thought that I should leave, but she asked if I wanted to see the staff. Well, I'm already in, and thankfully didn't have to succumb to her, so I said OK - remembering some earlier reviews on the girls there.

Out comes Ally - now, I may get some flak here - and she's the only alternative. Ally, from what I already know from previous attempts, has worked there for a while and she's nice enough, but the glass eye does throw you off! Again, I should leave, but damn that Canadian thing - I'm too nice and think "just a rub and tug" and git. She gives me the same look at the first butchy girl and asks if I know the difference between a 'therapeutic' and 'relaxation' massage and I'm actually a little flattered that they think I'm that innocent, but quickly chalk it up to the dark and they couldn't see my grizzly features all that well.

Anyway, I digress...so I'm led into the room, which is much darker even than the reception area and told to get ready. I can't see a damn thing, so I fumble along the wall doing my best Marcel Marceaux until my fingers find the familiar touch of the wall switch and raise the light levels. Everything starts to come into focus, room is OK. Typical, bed in the middle, shower in the corner, clothes rack, etc. I shower and wait.

Ally's massage is nice enough, but couldn't really communicate with her, so I drift off into a memory of a session a while ago with Bailey at Club Yelena before she retired and go with it. The flip, then a straight HJ and quick release and I'm outta there.

Room fee $.4, HJ 1$ ($.80 is standard, but that damn Canadian thing made me tip).

Looks: 2
Attitude: 4
Service: 6

Repeat: Maybe at halloween for that experience.

 

[Arkane Steelblade]

WOW....that surprises me. I haven't been to PY for a while but always got great service from Allie. I agree the place is really dark, especially if you walk in from a sunny day on the street.

Allie's eye does throw you at first but she is built and generally friendly and has always been good to me. Maybe it is time for her to retire?

Stud.

 

[Fly Boys]

She was nice enough, not my type. The first chick threw me off completely. She looked biker tough, built large and sturdy, with some corn-curl thing happening in her hair. Probably a sweetheart, but not inclined to find out. I felt a little intimidated, and that doesn't happen to me often.

 

[liucai86090]

Yes....that would be Kelly. Never had the....pleasure.....of a massage with her but I bet she could really work you over.

I may have to swing by sometime and see Allie one more time, for old time's sake, and post a review. Maybe she isn't the same as she used to be. That would be a shame though.

Stud.

 

[America was once free]

the glass eye comment split my sides ... great review

 

[bookseller]

Allie's weight tends to fluctuate ALOT. Sometimes she is a medium sized girl, sometimes buff and then sometimes overweight. It seems to go in extreme cylces. I used to see her years ago and the fluctations seem to be wider than before.

 

[Bollox]

mr. y.
perhaps you have not had the company of allie lately
as you have suggested... perhaps you can tell us when your
last visit was?? I to have not Been there in a little while but
still need answ.

pirate

 

[Go Yankees!]

If you want a decent massage, go with kelly. Ive seen her a few times, and shes great with the teasing. she is quite chatty, so be prepared. great tits. great hj/bj shes the kind of girl that if you show her respect, she'll do the same. repeat customers can usually expect special consideration. Again, respect is the key.

 

[oyster_ s]

I once saw Ally a few times a week for a few years, a few years back. She was super buff, and competing in natural bodybuilding competitions. Never too muscular, but great, great body. She has a glass eye because she lost hers in a car accident when she was a beautiful young mother in her 20s. Now, the eye did affect me the first few times I saw her, but eventually it did not. Her other qualities, especially introducing me to what GFE was (at that time....in a MP), made all the difference. I still see Ally from time to time, and always enjoy it!

I've seen Kelly once or twice, and she was fun too. However, she is a BBW, and can be intimidating, but has a loyal clientele who likes that.

I think PY has a huge number of regulars compared to most MP. The same woman has owned it for almost 20 years, at least three of the girls have been there over 10 years, and I know there's lots of repeat business.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Does Chrissy still work there? Very slim spinner blonde? I saw her there about 5-6 years ago.

 

[iGo Hard!]

Yup, at least she was a few months ago. Great tease, dirty talker, hot, limited menu.......at least for me.

 

[Carrie]

That is her.

 

[catx]

There's a story there, I bet. Like I said in the review - Ally was very nice.

 

[HandsAbove]

Ahhhhh...yes....the buff Allie.....she has incredible legs when she was close to contest shape.

Stud.

 

[Amber nicole.]

Guess next time wont stop at deli down stairs...
get the right girl eh? sorry about appt.
pirate

 

[Tdog]

Word has it that deli has some of the best pizza in town. I think John Gilchrist reviewed it a while back......

 

[__sanja_____]

Deli ??? You mean the Italian Restaurant downstairs ? No deli there, but they do have fantastic pizzas.

 

[tosh2790]

Yeah. That restaurant has great food overall. I wouldn't eat before you go in to PY though as your mileage would probably drop due to the garlic fumes. But I have gone there AFTER a session with Allie and the food was really good.

Stud.

 

[LouAnn]

Holy snapping arseholes Batman! There I am at my gym and in walks you-know-who. Lucky for me I'm there as my mild mannered alter-ego, or that 30 pound barbell I was struggling to push for the fourth time would have ended up wrapped around my neck.

Geez, I hate that.

 

[Instamatikk]

LOL...........

We work out at the same gym.

Stud.