Katrina @ EBC: "Not the party I was expecting"

[crayzblonde]

I actually went to EBC to have a session with Lita but the receptionist made a error did not realize the guy before me had booked her for 2-hours.

I was greeted by Courtney who was looking hot as ever, sadly her service level and has declined and her approach was all business. This was extemely disappointing considering I was her regular when she had worked at Penthouse a few years ago. I

After a meet and greet with Katrina. I purposed a half hour trail run but at 200 for the half and 240 for the hour I agreed to say for the hour.

The session was average at best. I am simply way to spoiled by so many amazing GFE providers and her lengthy list of restrictions really put a damper on the party. I put my party hat on regardless and I did my best to be as passionate as possible under the circumstances. I forgot to shave my 5 o'clock shadow resulting in several giggles and several grievouses being voiced by Katrina thoughout the session.

The CBJ was the best part of the session. I really appreciated the time she took and the direct eye contact she delivered throughout this portion of the session. The FS was okay but it was a bit of a let down that she was not open to trying a couple of positions that would have made the session more fun.

I asked Katrina to accompany me in the shower for a little one on one cuddle time. This was the very first time I have ever had a Provider leave the room rather than partaking in this very simple pleasure in the very ample showers at EBC.

She did come back to the room and very breifly joined me in the shower for a quick cuddle but she quickly exited the second there was a knock on the door. I helped her towel off hoping to squeeze in one last attempt to make the session more personal. The result was mixed with her handing me my drink after a few seconds and a brief hug.

This was the first FS only session I had at an MP since Maylasia was feeling under the weather last October. The FS only session with Malaysia was exceedingly better than this session.

The eye candy is top notch without any argument. Katrina is very hot to say the least. The session was average at best. This will probably end of being the last FS only session of my pooning career. FS only sessions bore me and lack the passion and personal touch that I have become accustomed to and do very badly spoiled by better providers. This was already a layer of cake icing on the sub-par FS only session I had with Cali-West in the summer.

No repeat for me. I came for a party but left EBC with getting a slice of cake which left me yearning for something sweeter to wet my pallete.


Better luck next time...

Cheers,

- Fiddy

 

[houseboy]

Katrina @ EBC: "Not the party I was expecting"

Thanks for the review, fiddy



Sorry to hear about your bad session. The service levels of almost all MP girls decline after a period of time. When they first start out, they are usually eager to please, and they need the money..Then, after a while, they become jaded for many reasons: guys treat them roughly and hurt them, either with rough digits, biting their nipples and clits painfully or hammering them with oversized equipment. Through their cumulation of painful experiences, their minds and bodies subconsciously flinch in their sessions, and for them, sex becomes associated with pain rather than pleasure..the seemingly "easy" money spoils them into thinking they can get away with being just eye candy and providing shitty service..some get into the drug scene..others hook up with an SO and restrict their menus..parlor politics and drama affect them...the shitty attitudes of some co-workers rub off on them..abusive sessions numb them emotionally..the list is legion..



A pooner may remember a girl because he's had a few sessions with her..but the odds are, that a girl forgets a guy almost as soon as he's out the door..Us guys can see a girl as a regular maybe once a week, twice a week, once a month, and we think we are her "regular"..But a popular girl will see 4 or 5 guys a day, 4 days a week, 45 weeks a year.. You become a memory in her mind only if you're seeing her at least once a week..In her mind, it's this mindset: "Money talks, and nobody loves a poor pooner". Once you've stopped seeing her on a regular basis, you go back to the bottom of the ladder for service.

A very popular SP (now retired) once told me that "A girl eventually loses all her regulars!"..I agree!! Us guys like variety too much..We find a new Favorite who gives us more passion and better mileage..Our Fav starts to Take Us For Granted..our tastes change re: body types, types of sessions, we get bored with the same SP..we get one bad session from our fav, and we say "fuck it!! I'm not going back"..we get emotionally involved and she cuts us off..She becomes jaded and her service drops..we have a disagreement (however mild) and it's on to the Next girl for us..we're always on the lookout for fresh talent..we read a review of a hot girl and flock to her door..too many alternatives for us guys for any one girl to have all our business, for any prolonged period of time.



Applying Pareto's Principle that 20% of the MPAs will provide a great session while 80% will give you a crappy session, you stood only a 20% chance of gettiing a good FS only session from Katrina.

Compared to the other alternatives today in Edmonton, Massage Parlors offer Poor VFM for the most part. The alternatives are so much more attractive, pricing wise and service wise.




Girls like Katrina will try to give as little as possible and they hope you will cum as quickly as possible, so that they can get the hell out of the room as quick as they can.



Some MP girls don't like taking showers with the guys because they get their hair wet, and it takes the girls too long to get it back into shape for greeting guys at the door, and for their next session. When a girl goes to a beauty salon to get a hair styling, it can take her up to 4 hours or more to have it done, at a cost of a couple hundred dollars..she doesn't want to have all that work undone by joining a guy in a shower for His pleasure, (or, as one girl experienced, had a guy shoot his jizz all over her hair), and for a session bringing her "only" 240. The other reason she didn't want to join in is that she figures she doesn't want you back as a repeat customer if all you are going to have is a Basic Session for 240..Maybe, for 300, she mighta thought you were worth trying for as a repeat..? Some girls do pick and choose whom they're going to give a good session , and whom they're going to give a so-so session..



This is because Malaysia, in her FS only sessions, includes lfk and sometimes daty(YMMV) if the chemistry is right, for the same 240. But her regulars won't post this because they will be cut off from her service if it comes out in a review, and the "union" girls, with their cartel pricing, don't like to hear that another MP girl is doing that for "only" 240. Us guys view 240 as a lot of hard earned cash..the girls see 240 as the cheap Bottom layer of pricing..2 completely different and opposing viewpoints. They figure in their minds that you're paying them a "minimum" wage, so they are going to give you the minimum in service.

 

[The New King of Pop]

Katrina @ EBC: "Not the party I was expecting"

Wow! Excellent breakdown of those statements TrinTrin. I agree with pretty much everything.

 

[Joseph Taylor]

Katrina @ EBC: "Not the party I was expecting"

Sorry to hear that too fiddy. At MP's the risk is always there when you specially tofft. I also hate that knock on the door which I find irrespectful somehow.
I think we all have to admit the fact that there will always be some waste of money eventually with some SP's which is inevitable.
I hope you hit better luck next time.

 

[pinkybunny9]

Katrina @ EBC: "Not the party I was expecting"

It was no biggie and Katrina did her job for what was essnentially a basic FS session.

Katrina was honest and upfront about her restrictions, she never rushed the session. We spent an hour in the room. We enjoyed 4 different postions. She was friendly and chatty and did not demonstrate any air of self importance or attitude. Her service level is about 5x that of Tiana or Tiara at Legends.

I can't stand FS Only sessions anymore and it was partially my fault for staying against my desires and better judgment. I was tired, grumpy, lazy and I did not want to drive out to another MP that night. This was simply a case of making an emotional decision rather than a rational one.

 

[Zey]

Katrina @ EBC: "Not the party I was expecting"

I've been there fiddy. It takes awhile to sit back and look at it from a distance and realize it's not her always but, it is us(pooners).

 

[im_foxygirl]

Katrina @ EBC: "Not the party I was expecting"

What a great post Trintrin! One of the best I've read in a long time. It's so sad that it rings so true.

 

[Justin Morales]

Katrina @ EBC: "Not the party I was expecting"

Agreed X2

 

[The Answer Fairy]

Katrina @ EBC: "Not the party I was expecting"

Fiddy, thanks for the review. Sorry about your bad session, hopefully the next one will be better for you. Trin, very insightful post from the other point of view. Not many would have came out saying what you said. Bravo!